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kia hal hain ..zindgee ka karoobar kaysa hay ? thek hay to ALLAH ka shuker nahi thek to bhi shuker karain ! :wub:

chalain zara idher aain or apna damgh chalain ager hay to werna kissi say udhar mang lain ..:D

condition 1

ap or app ka dost rastay main ja rahay hain kay achank app ko pata chlata hay kay app ka dost app ko QATEL kernay ka irada rakhta hai ..

????

codition 2

app apny dost ko bohat muhabbt say koi cheez gift ki ..kuch arsay bad app ko maloom hota hay kay app kay dost nay app ka gift kissi or ko agay gift ker diya ??????

condition 3

app apnay dost ko apna aik ahum raz batatay hain .. or aik dn app ki uss say narzgee ho jatee hay or woh app ka RAZZ khol dayta hay ..?????

condition 4

app kissi cheez ko pannay key ley baree mehnut kertay hain ..akhir kar app ko woh cheez milll jatee hay ...kay app ka dost kehta hay kay woh cheez us ko day dee jaye ..jub kay app ko yaqeen hay kay us ka na us ki zaroorat hay na chahat or woh us ko nuqsan bhi pohncha sakta hay???????

to ferz kerain app kay sath yeh condition paish atee hain to app kia kerain gay :D

waysay FUNNY answers jo dey ga os kay +10 points hain ;) each condition have 10 point so let see who win :D

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ASLAMU alikum

kia hal hain ..zindgee ka karoobar kaysa hay ? thek hay to ALLAH ka shuker nahi thek to bhi shuker karain !  :wub:

chalain zara idher aain or apna damgh chalain ager hay to werna kissi say udhar mang lain ..:D

Rukh apko kai hum zindage ke sodagar lagte hain ? :blues:

Allah ka shukar hai sub

sahi time par yadd karwa dia ...wapis kareen mera mind jo app ne ye topic start karne ke liye udhar lia tha :D

accha tu serious answers nahin chaleen ge, lets try

condition 1

ap or app ka dost rastay main ja rahay hain kay  achank app ko pata chlata hay  kay app ka dost app ko QATEL kernay  ka irada rakhta hai ..

????

Main kahonga ke yar koi or jaga nahin mili thi marne ko mujhe ... raste main kiun ..... swat tu puhanchne do baad main mar dena ;)

codition 2

app apny dost ko bohat muhabbt say koi cheez gift ki ..kuch arsay bad app ko maloom hota hay kay  app kay dost nay app ka gift  kissi or ko agay gift ker diya ??????

isii liye main kisi ko kuch gift nahin karta ke kahin usse pasand na ayee or wo kisi ko de de or jab mujhy maloom ho tu dil tot jayee ga ;)

condition 3

app apnay dost ko apna aik ahum raz batatay hain .. or  aik dn app ki uss say narzgee ho jatee hay  or woh app ka RAZZ  khol dayta hay ..?????

main tora bora bhag jawonga ke ab FBI/CIA wale akar pakar na leen mujhe :ph34r:

condition 4

app kissi cheez ko pannay key ley baree mehnut kertay hain ..akhir kar app ko woh cheez milll jatee hay ...kay app ka dost kehta hay kay woh cheez us ko day dee jaye ..jub kay app ko yaqeen hay kay us ka na us ki zaroorat hay na chahat or woh us ko nuqsan bhi pohncha sakta hay???????

My Bachlors degree, itni mehnut ke sath mile gi main aise hi kiiun de doon kisi ko ..waise us ke kis kaam hi ;)

to ferz kerain app kay sath yeh condition paish atee hain to app kia kerain gay  :D

Naqal mar kar dekh longa ke dosre kia karte hain :P

waysay FUNNY answers jo dey ga os kay +10 points hain ;)  each condition have 10 point  so let see who win :D

Accha no need to tell me im the :winner: Than ku

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Rukh acchi try thi ..i mean accha topic hai :angel:

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Rukh apko kai hum zindage ke sodagar lagte hain ? 

Allah ka shukar hai sub

sahi time par yadd karwa dia ...wapis kareen mera mind jo app ne ye topic start karne ke liye udhar lia tha

accha tu serious answers nahin chaleen ge, lets try

zindge kay sodager nahi zindge kay gahak lagtay hain :D ALLAH sub sahee hee rakhay ammen

udhar mang ker shirminda na hoon ;)

Main kahonga ke yar koi or jaga nahin mili thi marne ko mujhe ... raste main kiun ..... swat tu puhanchne do baad main mar dena

or ager agay say woh keh day maray pass zyada time nahi hay merna hay to abhi mero bad main main nahi maroon ga :D

isii liye main kisi ko kuch gift nahin karta ke kahin usse pasand na ayee or wo kisi ko de de or jab mujhy maloom ho tu dil tot jayee ga

ohoo dil toot jaye to elfi laga lain ..lakin yeh kanjoose dikhanay ka acha bahana hay ..kay gift hee nahi dayta :P isee kanjoosr per to QATAL kernay per tula hoa haya pp ka dost :D

main tora bora bhag jawonga ke ab FBI/CIA wale akar pakar na leen mujhe

tora bora :o kaheen yaheen to osama or sadam nahi chupay hoyee :laugh: ..is ka mutlub hay app ka koi aisa RAZZ hay jis kay open honay say FBI takharkat main asktee hay :o

My Bachlors degree, itni mehnut ke sath mile gi main aise hi kiiun de doon kisi ko ..waise us ke kis kaam hi

haan itne mehnat say botian banye phir dhrktay dil kays ath cheating baree mehnut ki hay ...isee ley to ap ka dost mangay ga kay woh yeh mehnut kerna nahi chahta :P

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Naqal mar kar dekh longa ke dosre kia karte hain

look app nay prove ker diya app NAQAL main master ho :D

Accha no need to tell me im the  Than ku

ok i dont tell u that u r not .......:D wait itnee jaldee result announce nahi hoga :P

abhi thank u apnay pass save rakhain ;)

Rukh acchi try thi ..i mean accha topic hai 

app ki abhi achi try thee i mean acha reply tha :D

waysay yeh baree heartnak bat hay sub say akhir main anay wala banda sub say pehlay agya :P

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ye kia baat hui itni mehnat se answer kia tha or ....chaleen mera gift udhaar raha :D

:o magar ye ulta attack mujhy par kiun .... bach kar rehna rukh hum bhi kisi se kam nahin :devil:

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gift or udhar yeh namumkin cheezain hain ..is ley in ko chor hee dain to :D

app kissi say kam nahi hain to app kissi say zyada bhi nahi hain :P bus yahan attack ultay hee per jatay hain is ley khud bhi bach ker rahain :D

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:lol: @ Rukh n Waqas

condition 1

ap or app ka dost rastay main ja rahay hain kay achank app ko pata chlata hay kay app ka dost app ko QATEL kernay ka irada rakhta hai ..

????

apney gonahoon ki mafi aur kya :( wesey Rukh mojhey nahi pata tha k tum itni khatarnakk ho :o tabhi tu main tumharey sath kaheen aati jati nahi :P

codition 2

app apny dost ko bohat muhabbt say koi cheez gift ki ..kuch arsay bad app ko maloom hota hay kay app kay dost nay app ka gift kissi or ko agay gift ker diya ??????

osi ko phir dobara gift karoon gi es note k sath k dear falaan falaan main nahi chahti k tum khamakha apney qeemti pasay kharch karo kisi aur k liye tu ye gift phir se kisi ko gift kar dena ;) i dont mind <_<

condition 3

app apnay dost ko apna aik ahum raz batatay hain .. or aik dn app ki uss say narzgee ho jatee hay or woh app ka RAZZ khol dayta hay ..?????

khoub bora bhalla kahoon gi ek do thappar bhi maroon gi :mad: par sirf khayalaat mey :P haqeekat kuch mushkil hai :banghead:

condition 4

app kissi cheez ko pannay key ley baree mehnut kertay hain ..akhir kar app ko woh cheez milll jatee hay ...kay app ka dost kehta hay kay woh cheez us ko day dee jaye ..jub kay app ko yaqeen hay kay us ka na us ki zaroorat hay na chahat or woh us ko nuqsan bhi pohncha sakta hay???????

maybe na doon ya kahoon k kuch exchange kar lo takay woh cheez osay mil na sakay

Rukh>>>plz teacher na banna bohat moshkil sawal pochti ho :banghead:

students kesey pass hongay 3hrs tu woh sochney me hi laga dain gay :D

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apney gonahoon ki mafi aur kya  wesey Rukh mojhey nahi pata tha k tum itni khatarnakk ho  tabhi tu main tumharey sath kaheen aati jati nahi

lolzz.. or dost kahay ga ab pachtaye kia hoot jub churiyan chug gayee khaiyt :D ..tum to baree asanee say qatel honay ko tyar ho gayeen ;) ..yane main try ker sakte hoon :D

osi ko phir dobara gift karoon gi es note k sath k dear falaan falaan main nahi chahti k tum khamakha apney qeemti pasay kharch karo kisi aur k liye tu ye gift phir se kisi ko gift kar dena  i dont mind

haha well said shirminda kernay ka aha tareeqa hay ..per ager agay say meray jaysa koi dheet nikla or aik khat bhaj day ..kay ab pata chal hee gya hay to zara achay gift diya kero mere bhi izzat ka sawal hota hay aggay ;) :laugh:

khoub bora bhalla kahoon gi ek do thappar bhi maroon gi  par sirf khayalaat mey  haqeekat kuch mushkil hai :banghead
:

is sawal say malom perta hay tum sub kay koi raaz hain yani ;) ..

maybe na doon ya kahoon k kuch exchange kar lo takay woh cheez osay mil na sakay

ahaan yeh dost bara chalak hay waysay ..koi or tareeqa nikalay ga phir :P

Rukh>>>plz teacher na banna bohat moshkil sawal pochti ho 

students kesey pass hongay 3hrs tu woh sochney me hi laga dain gay

lolzzz main teacher ban gayee to question paper ki jagha answer paper banaoon gee or kahoon gee in kay quesion banaian ;) ..akhir kuch wakhra hee kerain gay jub bhi karain gay :wub:

well nice answers .. abhi result ka wait kero .. atleast 5 members reply ker dain takat 1 2 3 tak ki position to ban sakian :D

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main hoon na > as u wish then wat can i say ..yahan to ferz kernay per hee bat chalay gee :)

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nice questions rukh...I will reply later... ;)

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hamzad or woh later kis century main aye ga yeh nahi batya :D

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lay ji Rukh sis mien hazir hon apnay answers kay sath....winner tu mein he hon gi :D

condition 1

ap or app ka dost rastay main ja rahay hain kay achank app ko pata chlata hay kay app ka dost app ko QATEL kernay ka irada rakhta hai ..

????

han ji mara dost aur mujay he qatal ka erada..... :banghead: kitna in-NO-cent hai na ...bhala mein aaj usay saht he kiyon lae thi ;)

codition 2

app apny dost ko bohat muhabbt say koi cheez gift ki ..kuch arsay bad app ko maloom hota hay kay app kay dost nay app ka gift kissi or ko agay gift ker diya ??????

lo tu phir kiya howa :D mujay bi tu ksi nay bohot muhabbat say diya tha... :kill: sssshhhh per kisi ko batna nahie :)

condition 3

app apnay dost ko apna aik ahum raz batatay hain .. or aik dn app ki uss say narzgee ho jatee hay or woh app ka RAZZ khol dayta hay ..?????

Woh batay ga kasay woh agar mara raz fash karay ga tu shamat tu us ki bi aay gi na :D kiyon woh bi tu barabar ka shereek tha…kisi shair nay kiya khob kaha hai kay…..

Shareekay jurm tha warna mukhbari karta

Mujay khabar hai dushman kay her thekanay ki. :laugh:

condition 4

app kissi cheez ko pannay key ley baree mehnut kertay hain ..akhir kar app ko woh cheez milll jatee hay ...kay app ka dost kehta hay kay woh cheez us ko day dee jaye ..jub kay app ko yaqeen hay kay us ka na us ki zaroorat hay na chahat or woh us ko nuqsan bhi pohncha sakta hay???????

aik tu rukh ji app bi bohot in-NO-cent hain :lol: ab itni mahnat say mein nay woh cheez hasil ki hai likin dost mang raha hai tu dane tu paray gi na...day don gi....likin akhair woh bi tu mara dost hai na mien koi cheez mango gi tu inkar thora he karay ga ;) :laugh:

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~*crystal heart answers ~*

lay ji Rukh sis mien hazir hon apnay answers kay sath....winner tu mein he hon gi

ohoo thankoo sisooo ji .. bilkul winner app heee hoon gee ;) ( main her aik say yehe kehtee hoon syastdanoo ki terha :P )

han ji mara dost aur mujay he qatal ka erada.....  kitna in-NO-cent hai na ...bhala mein aaj usay saht he kiyon lae thi

han jee kabhi hum jaysay dost bhi hotay hain jo time dekh ker kam dikha jatay hain ;) ..ab to sath lay ayee na .. kaysay bachain gee :D

lo tu phir kiya howa  mujay bi tu ksi nay bohot muhabbat say diya tha...  sssshhhh per kisi ko batna nahie 

lolzz well said ...us waqt to yhee kaha tha ..bohat muhabbat say day rahee hoon .. paker liya na ..isee ley dost nay abhi agay pass ker diya :D

Woh batay ga kasay woh agar mara raz fash karay ga tu shamat tu us ki bi aay gi na  kiyon woh bi tu barabar ka shereek tha…kisi shair nay kiya khob kaha hai kay…..

Shareekay jurm tha warna mukhbari karta

Mujay khabar hai dushman kay her thekanay ki

thats a spirit .. is jawab nay app ki percentage kafee berha dee hay result main :yes: superb !

aik tu rukh ji app bi bohot in-NO-cent hain  ab itni mahnat say mein nay woh cheez hasil ki hai likin dost mang raha hai tu dane tu paray gi na...day don gi....likin akhair woh bi tu mara dost hai na mien koi cheez mango gi tu inkar thora he karay ga

ahaa crystal jee app abhi tak jan nahi payee yeh dost nhayat nama qool hay sirf maslay create keray ga :D day ga kuch nahi :ph34r:

thanx alot crystal ..well ajj yeh bhi malomhoa app ka shairee kay sath sath sence of humor bhi bohat acha hay ... bohata cha laga app ki ana :F

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main hoon na > as u wish then wat can i say ..yahan to ferz kernay per hee bat chalay gee
acha phir tu mujhay zaror ferz kerna chahiay laykin break k baad B)

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or yeh break kub khatum ho gee ?

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pehlay sawal ka jawab

1.agar mere dost mujhay qatal karna chahayge to main usay kahongi yar kise onchi jagah per lay jao jub wahan lekay jayge to main khud hi usay dhakka day dongi

2.agar mere dost mera diya hova gift agay say kise ko gift karti ha aur mujhay pata chalta hai to main us say dosti karlongi aur wo gift us say hasil kark apnay pass rekhlongi bachat

3.agar mere dost meray raz khol day ge to main usay phir band kardongi

4.main usay wo cheez day to dongi per aik shart per agar wo khareedna chahay to warna aisa karongi usay kahongi dosre fri dhondlo

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ROsh> lolzzz ..very nice answers :yes:

app ka dost bhi yad keray ga kiss Rosh say pala pera tha :D

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welcome back rukh... :flower:

Rosh>dost ho tu tum jaisa

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wahhh rosh app se to dekh dekh kar rehna parey gha :P

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