*jadoo* 0 Posted July 20, 2004 Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ......................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ......................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ....................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ........................................................................ How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ........................................................................ Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ....................................................................... One should love animals. They are so tasty. ......................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ........................................................................ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ........................................................................ The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ........................................................................ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ........................................................................ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ......................................................................... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ......................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ......................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ....................................................................... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ......................................................................... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ........................................................................ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ........................................................................ A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........ ............................................................... If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
