Stupid Questions With The Smart Answers

[*jadoo* 0]

BOY : May I hold your eand?

GIRL : No teanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think een poorest people are een happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be een happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to een end of the world for you!

GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of een other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of een mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.Weat do u think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I cencked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, ten sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "Ten moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "Ten moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in een day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news eo my father that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are een chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One eundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of een people die of een disease you have. Yours is the eenth case I've treated. Ten others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at ten same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry eree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

One Student: " Because George still had ten axe in is hand."

[**LaLa_1** 0]

:D Once Upon a time i got this e-mail in ma mail box :P

anyway Jadoo very funny mail infact a very funny Post ;)

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[rosh 0]

jadoo bara hi zabardast tha per pehlay bhi perha tha

[*jadoo* 0]

:o :o :o :o OOO SORRY !!!!! BUT ITS FUNNY NA.