sonoo0 0 Posted January 13, 2005 Pathan's Day OuT What will a Pathan do after taking photocopies ? He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !! _____ Why did 18 Pathan go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed. _____ How do you make a Pathan laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. _____ Why can't Pathan make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe. _____ Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken. _____ Shakir Khan & Jazbat Khan are in a railway station. Jazbat khan asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Quetta?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Shakir Khan. _____ A Pathan goes to see the Movie "Jurassic Park" and when the Dinosaurs Start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Pathan replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata " _____ Pathan got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Pathan. Father: Pathan. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Pathan?" " Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese." _____ Khushall Khan & Kaka Rori landed up in London. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.Khushall Khan somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Kaka Rori got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Khushall Khan went upstairs to See friend Kaka Rori. He met Kaka in a bad condition clutching the seats In front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Kaka Rori ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there? cared Kaka replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*" _____ A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to Wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Khan Sahab , aap kya kar raheho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin". _____ Once Kaka Rori broke his leg when he threw his cigarette butt down The main hole and tried to step on it _____ Kaka Rori tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on The seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another. It wouldn't light. The third one finally lit. lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. "What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?" "That's a good match. I'll use it again." _____ A Pathan was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird Flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The Pathan says, "It is good that cows don't fly" _____ A Pathan,a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and the Pathan took the door. After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid." Next the Pathan asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?" So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the Japanese asked the Pathan why he had chosen the door. The Pathan quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window." ********************** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
**LaLa_1** 0 Posted January 13, 2005 PATHAAN ITNAY BEWAQOOF BHEE NAHI HAIN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 13, 2005 Lala i am sorry i know pathan bohat achay hotay hain :D Tabhi to i like Shahrukh khan and Salman khan is aslo nice na :P :D yeh to bas mujay aik mail ai to main nay kaha isay Cy kay member kay stah bhi share kar loon........ :( apna apna sar na peetay and na hi roiaay i know app aisay nahi hotay :D these are juts joke so take it lightly :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted January 13, 2005 PATHAN :( :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 13, 2005 :laugh: yaar tu tension kun lathay hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 13, 2005 :o MHN kiya huwa app bhi kiya pathan hoo sorry if u say to main yeh post edit kar doo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 13, 2005 ooo hoooo MHN yaar bool she can edit and write QASIM instead of PATAN :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 13, 2005 hahaha :D Qasim app agar kahtay hoo to main likh deti hoo :P wasiay app ka mushwaar mujay passand aiay hay :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted January 13, 2005 itnay nahin to thooray bohat to hain na. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 13, 2005 :P sonoo bz mein nay yeh try kiya whowa hai KAshoo ka naaam likh kar go page three and c :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 13, 2005 Qasim yeh patha's ki larai main app kiyun itnay kush ho rahay hoo :P kahin app bhi to khan nahi :o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 13, 2005 no no i am not patan i am aryaeee :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 13, 2005 oh u r aryee Well i have read jokes about shieks and aryee too lakin i will not post here other wise u will mind na.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 13, 2005 :D u can post g wo jin par jokes hai woo kun say maray mamay kay bachay hain :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 13, 2005 Qasim abhi to mari pas nahi hay jab mujay again milay to i will post na :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 13, 2005 :D u can ;) when ever u want Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 13, 2005 thanks Qasim i will try to findout and then post na :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
**LaLa_1** 0 Posted January 14, 2005 arey nahi nahi sonooO sis SOrry kerney kee zaroorat nahi hai .......Main tou Mazaaq main sir peet raha thaaa :D Keep Sharing such good stuff with us to make people Laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted January 14, 2005 NO SORRY SONOO YEH I M PATHAN PER JOKES KA BORA NAHI MANTA AND EDIT KI ZARORAT NAHI :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 14, 2005 LALA thanks kay app nay mind nahi kiya or isay as a joke hi liya :D and MHN app ka bhi thanks na :D kay app bhi jokes ka bura nahi mantay and jokes to hotay hi bas hansanay kay liay hain :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 15, 2005 mhn yaar abb tu mouth baand kaar kahnee makhee na chalee jay :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 15, 2005 lolzzzzzz Qasim makhee kahin app nay to nahi baiji kay jaoo MHN kay mouth main ......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 15, 2005 :P nahee MHN kay khokay par boht zaida hotee hai bass yeh waja say bola hai as a CONCERED friend of MHN :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 15, 2005 oh yani app bat rahay ho kay app aik achay dost hoo...lolzzzz lakin achi dosti kay liay makhi ka sahra hi lena tha kiya???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
