mein_hoon_na 0 Posted January 14, 2005 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen: MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.it's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000. MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer$900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later. MAN: "Bye," The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him inastonishment. Then he asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 14, 2005 lolzzzz main nay yeh pahlay bhi parha tha lakin again parh kay or zaida hansi ai ....hahaha nice post Mhn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted January 14, 2005 thanx sonooooooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 14, 2005 MHN it is my pleasure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted January 14, 2005 SONOO ENGLISH MEIN KUCH KAHA ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 14, 2005 kiyun English ziada bol di main nay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 14, 2005 KASHOO kay liya " HI " bhee haad say ziada hota hai :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 14, 2005 or qasim app to jaisay English kay bani hoo....means english app nay hi to ejaad ki hay.......lolzzzzz right na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 14, 2005 Wel bani tu nahee hoon magar us ko Pani main hee piltha hoon :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 14, 2005 kiya kaha ap nay English and pani....koi baat jami nahi English and bani to samj ati hay Well cahloo app samjatay app Enlishdan hoo to sahi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 14, 2005 no no bani and pani tu jamtha hai na :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 14, 2005 hahaha app ki to urdu kafi kamzoor hay lagta hayapp ko English or Urdu dono hi nahi ati lolzzzzz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 14, 2005 g bilkul teek kun kee app jo teach hai muj ko :P (urdu and english) now don't start saying i am prof and i shld have leanrd and not say u didn't teach me :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 14, 2005 Well app nay sahi kah main to app ko teach mahi karto bcz i am student na and u are prof Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 14, 2005 yeh loo y u repeating my words , u can't use ur brain :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 14, 2005 Well i have brain but i do not use it on fazool things lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted January 17, 2005 halwa bana diya topic ka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 18, 2005 lolzzzzzzzz MHN halwa tp app ko passand ho ga na kiyukay is main koi bhi sabzi use nahi hoti na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 18, 2005 sonooO g MHN ko karwa kerala kay halwa passand hai aur yeh banatha bhee hai :D is kay khokay kee special dish hai :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 18, 2005 Well Qasim i know kau Mhn ko kiya passand hay soo ap yeh baatoo app ko kiya passand hay kiyukay MHn kay khokhay say app bhi to daily khana khatay hoo na tabhi to us khokhay ko har wakt yaad karaty rahatya ho............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 18, 2005 ooo hooo muj ko kya pasan hai u can ask jadoo :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted January 18, 2005 saray khanay qaasim hi test kerta hai naswar biryani qaasim ko bohut passand hai :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted January 18, 2005 :D c yeh MHN saab khud admit kar rahay hai he cooks those things :P wasay bhee MHN yaar hum tu dosto kee help karthay hain even if i have to eat those things( i know u can't afford reall tester for ur foods so isliya i come for help :P) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted January 19, 2005 Well i think kay Qasim say acha tester nahi mil sakta :P kiyukay yeh to wo khanay ka Adi hay :P agar ap koi Acha tester loo gay to akhir us ka koi standard ho ga na :o :P ;) lolzzzzzzzzzz :P Well Qasim i know kay app dosto ki help kartay hoo lakin yeh jan kar kushi hoi kay apni jaan or Sahat ko bhi dosto pay Qurban kar datay hoo............. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
