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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the

stranger turned to her and said, Lets talk. I've heard that flights go

quicker if you

strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the

stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he

smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a

question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - .

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a

horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about

it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss

nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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