amaan 65 Posted August 9, 2011 Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya. santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse laana bhool aaya. Hoon . Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa: "Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hain?" Ek kadvaa sach :-) Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko khareedh loonga Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo Boy: kal main tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya? Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge. customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya? Patient: haan doctor, pichle baar jab aap ne bill diye the Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir? Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya. Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha. Doctor: to main ne subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted August 19, 2011 hahahahhaaaaaaa.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
