Emaad 56 Posted October 18, 2011 اچھا نا ۔ ۔ آئی لو یو لڑکا اور لڑکی ریستوران میں ۔ ۔ ۔ لڑکا : ایک بار آئی لو یو کہہ دو لڑکی : نہیں لڑکا: کہہ دو نا لڑکی : نہیں لڑکا : پلیز لڑکی : نہیں لڑکا : پلیز بس ایک بار کہہ دو لڑکی : جی نہیں لڑکا:ویٹر ہم دونوں کا بل الگ الگ لانا لڑکی:اچھا نا آئی لو یو Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 18, 2011 HEIGHT OF STATUS; Lady goes to a fruit shop, Shopkeeper:Your Dog is eating my fruits, ... Lady: Moti Beta,Don't eat the fruits without washing them :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 18, 2011 Girl: I L U Boy: Can you please spell it out just makes it more special (= . . . . . . . Girl: Im leaving you =P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 18, 2011 Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit. . A boy Threw a love letter to a girl ... . but it fell on her brother.. . Shittt! . . And Her brother was GAY... Oohh Shit!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabah 97 Posted October 18, 2011 heheh nice emaad bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 18, 2011 1 Chor ne apni Mangetar Ko Gold Ka Set diya Mangetar Khushi Se: "Jaan Is Set Ki Qeemat Kya hai ? ... Chor: 3 Saal Qaid te bashumar chhittar alag..:P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 18, 2011 Height of Social Networking : A boy's Facebook status:"I m online from toilet" . . . . . . . . . His Father comment on status:"Son come out fast, I am getting Pressure... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 19, 2011 Husband Bivi se: Pani pila do. Bivi:Kya pyaas lagi hai? Husband ( Gussey se)"Nahi"Gala check karna hai ,kahin se " leak" to nahi hai. :)))) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 19, 2011 "Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi" Iski English Kya Hogi. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi, Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted October 22, 2011 :laughing: chemistry at its peak... teacher : what happens when carbon monoxide reacts with two molecules of iron,,,?? student: COFFEE teacher: how?? student: CO+2Fe= COFFEE teacher shocks student rocksssss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shining_star 0 Posted October 22, 2011 nice sharing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted October 23, 2011 joke of the day,,,,, a boy said,,,, TRUST ME........ how funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 24, 2011 Lol Boy ke jaga Girl hoti tu or b funny hota Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted October 24, 2011 brilliant answers by brilliant students: Q: in which battle did TIPU SULTAN die...? Ans: in his last battle Q:where was the declaration of independence signed....? Ans: at the bottom of the page Q:in which state RAVI flows,,,,,,?? Ans: in liquid state Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 25, 2011 Women to her husband on phone... where da hell r u ?? husband : darling do u remember dat jewelry shop where u saw a necklace n totally fell in love wid it n i did'nt have money dat time but i said ' baby' it vl b urs 1 day ??? ... wife : yeah i remember my love...:) husband : i m in the public toilet just next to that jewelry shop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 25, 2011 brilliant answers by brilliant students: Q: in which battle did TIPU SULTAN die...? Ans: in his last battle Q:where was the declaration of independence signed....? Ans: at the bottom of the page Q:in which state RAVI flows,,,,,,?? Ans: in liquid state Lolxxxxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black_Rose 0 Posted October 26, 2011 Pathan to Police: Mujhey fone pay qatal ki dhamkiyan mil rahi hain.. police: kon hai woh? Pathan: PTCL walay, kehtay hain Agar bill Nahi bhara to KAAAT DENGAY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 26, 2011 Pathan to Police: Mujhey fone pay qatal ki dhamkiyan mil rahi hain.. police: kon hai woh? Pathan: PTCL walay, kehtay hain Agar bill Nahi bhara to KAAAT DENGAY Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black_Rose 0 Posted October 26, 2011 College kay peechay nadi mein principle doob raha tha.. pappu nay dekha aur zor zor say chillatay huay bhaagaa.. Kal Chutti Hai Kal chutti Hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 27, 2011 hahahaha nice sharing Black Rose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 27, 2011 SILENT Insult Wife: Why Are You Back Home So Early? Husband: At Office Boss Told Me, ... "GO TO HELL":p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 27, 2011 Boy: meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai? Girl- sacha pyar:-) Boy:-: O anni diye Ay! Machhar kad. (.") <((> _//_waddi ayi parven shakir Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 27, 2011 How to kill a girl ?? Give her too beautiful dresses costly cosmetics nice jwellery ... then lock her in a room without a MIRROR tarap tarap k mar jyegi :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
