Maano 22 Posted November 30, 2011 Beta Baap Say: Papa Jesey Aap Mujhey Maartay Hain, Kya Dada Ji Bhi Aap Ko Aisay Hi Maartay Thay....? Papa: Haan Bilkul... Beta: Phir 1 Baat Batayen?... Yeh Khandani Darindagi Kab Yak Chalegi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maano 22 Posted November 30, 2011 Sardar Chilkay Samait Kela Kharaha Tha Aadmi: Is Ko Cheel To Lo Sardar: Cheelnay Ki Kya Zarurat Hai Hum Ko Yaqeen Hai Is Kay Ander Kela Hi Hai.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabah 97 Posted November 30, 2011 Girl:its too cold over here boy: u want my jacket ? ? girl:no i want your arms wrapped around me ... boy:replied . . . . . pagal aese ni krte gunah milta hai,...!! :P :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 1, 2011 Sardar Chilkay Samait Kela Kharaha Tha Aadmi: Is Ko Cheel To Lo Sardar: Cheelnay Ki Kya Zarurat Hai Hum Ko Yaqeen Hai Is Kay Ander Kela Hi Hai.. LoL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 1, 2011 Dual Heart Attack Msg By a GF To His BF.. 1st Msg: Lets Break Up Now, Its All Over.. 2nd Msg: I m so Sorry.. That Msg Was Not 4 U :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 1, 2011 biology k sir: biys,, can u tell me exactly where is ur heart?? all boyw shouted loudly: in . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . girls campus sir smiled n said... , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , mera b.... . le dassssss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabah 97 Posted December 1, 2011 3 kamchor aadmi khana kha rhe the k khane main namak kam tha.... ab youn hoa k sab nimak lane se jee chura rhe the ik ne fesla kia jo hilla ya boola wohe nimak lae ga......... 3 din guzer gae koe na bola na hilla.......... prosion ne samjha k shaid 3no mr gae hain......... unhoon ne nehlaya or kafn pehnaya mger koe na boola or na hilla jb jnaze k baad kber main rkhne lge to 1 st ko dala 2nd ko dala 3rd ko dala jb 1st pe matti dalne lge to wo bola bhaio main zinda hoon baki k dono uthe or boole JA FIR NAMAK LE AA............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maano 22 Posted December 2, 2011 biology k sir: biys,, can u tell me exactly where is ur heart?? all boyw shouted loudly: in . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . girls campus sir smiled n said... , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , mera b.... . le dassssss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maano 22 Posted December 2, 2011 3 kamchor aadmi khana kha rhe the k khane main namak kam tha.... ab youn hoa k sab nimak lane se jee chura rhe the ik ne fesla kia jo hilla ya boola wohe nimak lae ga......... 3 din guzer gae koe na bola na hilla.......... prosion ne samjha k shaid 3no mr gae hain......... unhoon ne nehlaya or kafn pehnaya mger koe na boola or na hilla jb jnaze k baad kber main rkhne lge to 1 st ko dala 2nd ko dala 3rd ko dala jb 1st pe matti dalne lge to wo bola bhaio main zinda hoon baki k dono uthe or boole JA FIR NAMAK LE AA............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maano 22 Posted December 2, 2011 Teacher: Jo mere sawal kajawab de ga wo ghar ja sakta hai Ek Bache ne apnabag forun khirki se bahir phenka. Teacher: Yeh bag kis ne phenka hai??? . . . . . Bacha: Main ne ... yahooo ... Chutti Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 2, 2011 Teacher: Jo mere sawal kajawab de ga wo ghar ja sakta hai Ek Bache ne apnabag forun khirki se bahir phenka. Teacher: Yeh bag kis ne phenka hai??? . . . . . Bacha: Main ne ... yahooo ... Chutti Lolxxxxxxxxxxxx Manoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 2, 2011 Shak Ki Inteha ... : Shohar: Darling ! I will love u for the 1000 years ... . . . . . Bivi: Uss k baad kon c maa k pass jaane ka irada hai . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 2, 2011 Shortcut Propose Boy : Kya Mai Aap ka Address Jaan Sakta Hoon... Girl : Q ? Boy : Aik Din Baraat Jo Leker Aani Hai ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 3, 2011 Shortcut Propose Boy : Kya Mai Aap ka Address Jaan Sakta Hoon... Girl : Q ? Boy : Aik Din Baraat Jo Leker Aani Hai ;-) :laughing: haddddd ho gai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 3, 2011 Kid (on phone): Madam, my son will not come to school today. . Teacher: Who is speaking? . Kid: My papa is Speaking!! (-_- ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabah 97 Posted December 3, 2011 Shortcut Propose Boy : Kya Mai Aap ka Address Jaan Sakta Hoon... Girl : Q ? Boy : Aik Din Baraat Jo Leker Aani Hai ;-) wah kya tarreqa hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabah 97 Posted December 3, 2011 college k peechy nadi main principle doob raha tha. pappu ne daikha or zor zor se chillaty huy bhaga... .. .. .. .. .. .. kaL chutti hy ... kaL chutti hy.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabah 97 Posted December 3, 2011 Shak Ki Inteha ... : Shohar: Darling ! I will love u for the 1000 years ... . . . . . Bivi: Uss k baad kon c maa k pass jaane ka irada hai . hmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 3, 2011 college k peechy nadi main principle doob raha tha. pappu ne daikha or zor zor se chillaty huy bhaga... .. .. .. .. .. .. kaL chutti hy ... kaL chutti hy.. :yahoo: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 3, 2011 'Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya? Socho Socho . . . . Nahi maloom? . . . . . Thoda aur dimag lagao . . . . Abhi bhi nahi? . . . . OK let me tell u k kaise aya . . . Are buddhu itna bhi nahi jante.. . . . . . . . . . . “GALTI SE” =D =P 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 5, 2011 hahaha...aap kch zyada he intelligent nhi ho gye,,, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 5, 2011 height of memory loss... 1 12 saal ka bacha road ki side pe ruk k apna tiffen box dekh rha tha,,, . . . . . . . ye jan'ny k liye k...... . . . . . . . . . . . . .. wo schol ja rha hy ya wahan sy wapis aa rha hy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
