daineee 211 Posted May 29, 2012 Arz Karta Hoon :- . . . . Itne KHUDDAR The Hum Ki Kabhi SCHOOL Na Jaate The..... . . . . Wo To Ladkiyo Ke SHAUK-E-DEEDAR Ne GRADUATION Karwa Diya :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted July 17, 2012 teacher to student: aesa sentence bolo jis mae mager do dafa use ho... student: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . wo mery aagy aagy chal rhi thi,,, oar mae us k "mager mager" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) PAppu in hotel.... mujhe mere paise wapas de do...itna chhota room. . mujhe janwar samjha hai kya? . . . . . Waiter: mere baap pehle room me chal.... ye lift hy Edited July 25, 2012 by sho_shweet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted July 28, 2012 aik rat sharab ki bottle mae gir gya, Jab kafi koshish k bad b wo bahir na nikal ska to pas se guzrti hui cat se bola: Mujhy bahir nikal do chahy to kha lena Cat ny usy bahir nikala to wo bhag ker apni bill mae ja kr khrha ho gya, Cat ny kaha Tm cheating kr rhy ho, tm ny kaha tha chahy to mjhy kha jana, Is per rat bola: . . . . Sorry jaan uswqt mae nashay mae tha :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
