amaan 65 Posted December 7, 2011 Definitions Here are some definitions that are humorous & amusing. From the many I would rate the following two the most hilarious & good: i) Diplomat-- - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. ii)Optimist -----A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Please go ahead............ Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Rumour- News that travels faster than the speed of sound. Dictionary - The only place where divorce comes before marriage. College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read. Marriage - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master degree. Worry - Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. Experience - The name men give to their mistakes. Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Optimist - A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Pessimist - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich Father - A banker provided by nature. Criminal - A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught. Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
