Banta Singh , A Joke

[amaan 65]

**Banta Singh walks into a bar in London, orders 3 glasses of beer and sits
in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The
bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass;
it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in
Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London.When they left home, we
promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together."

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it at that.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same
way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars
noticed and fell silent.

When he got back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere
condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughed.... "Oye,
there is nothing to feel sorry,"
he said. "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is
..... I have QUIT drinking !!" ***

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**Banta Singh walks into a bar in London, orders 3 glasses of beer and sits

in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The

bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass;

it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in

Dubai, the other in Canada and I'm here in London.When they left home, we

promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank

together."

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it at that.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same

way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars

noticed and fell silent.

When he got back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I

don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere

condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughed.... "Oye,

there is nothing to feel sorry,"

he said. "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is

..... I have QUIT drinking !!" ***

hahahhahaaaa.... :laughing:

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