amaan 65 Posted March 1, 2014 >> A SARDAR WENT HUNTING ONE DAY IN ONTARIO AND BAGGED THREE DUCKS.>>>> HE PUT THEM IN THE BACK OF HIS PICKUP TRUCK AND WAS ABOUT TO DRIVE HOME WHEN....>> >> HE WAS CONFRONTED BY A GAME WARDEN WHO DID NOT LIKE SARDARS.>> >> THE GAME WARDEN ORDERED THE SARDAR TO SHOW HIS HUNTING LICENSE AND THE SARDAR PULLED OUT A VALID ONTARIO HUNTING LICENSE. THE GAME WARDEN LOOKED AT THE LICENSE,>> >> THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP ONE OF THE DUCKS, SNIFFED ITS BUTT, AND SAID," THIS DUCK AIN'T FROM ONTARIO THIS IS A QUEBEC DUCK. YOU GOT A QUEBEC HUNTING LICENSE, BOY??">> >> THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET AND PRODUCED A QUEBEC HUNTING LICENSE.>> >> THE GAME WARDEN LOOKED AT IT, THEN REACHED OVER AND GRABBED THE>> SECOND DUCK, SNIFFED ITS BUTT AND SAID " THIS AIN'T NO QUEBEC DUCK.>> THIS DUCK'S FROM MANITOBA . YOU GOT A MANITOBA LICENSE ??">> THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET AND PRODUCED A MANITOBA HUNTING LICENSE.>> >> THE WARDEN THEN REACHED OVER AND PICKED UP THE THIRD DUCK,>> >> SNIFFED ITS BUTT, AND SAID " THIS AIN'T NO MANITOBA DUCK.>> THIS HERE DUCK'S FROM NOVA SCOTIA .>> >> YOU GOT A NOVA SCOTIA HUNTING LICENSE??" AGAIN THE SARDAR REACHED INTO HIS WALLET>> >> KEEPING CALM AND PATIENCE AND BROUGHT OUT A NOVA SCOTIA LICENSE.>> THE GAME WARDEN WAS EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED AT THIS POINT,>> AND HE YELLED AT THE SARDAR >> >> "JUST WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM ??">> >> THE SARDAR SMILED, TURNED AROUND, BENT OVER, DROPPED HIS PANTS SHOWING HIS BUTT AND SAID,>> >> " YOU TELL ME, YOU ARE THE EXPERT." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
