Jokes

[sawaira 0]

"Honey, " said a husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? Is this a house or a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

1: What about Ur argument with your Wife?

2: Oh, She came crawling to Me on her knees.

1: is that So??????? What did she say? (very astonishing)

2: come out of under the bed & fight like a brave man.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago When we met for the first time, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the park?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued…. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, I would have been released today"

[cuteanGel 0]

nice muj ko 1st n 2and wala ziada funny laga

[raiha 0]

1: What about Ur argument with your Wife?

2: Oh, She came crawling to Me on her knees.

1: is that So??????? What did she say? (very astonishing)

2: come out of under the bed & fight like a brave man

dharphook kaheen ka

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago When we met for the first time, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the park?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued…. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, I would have been released today"

beechara .pashta raha hai na :P

[Kiran 2]

fantastic eps last 1