NaDaN 0 Posted October 19, 2005 A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?" "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily. "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted October 19, 2005 (edited) Kaun Banega Karorpati Santa Singh qualifies for the hot seat in Kaun Banega Crorepati. AB : I congratulate you for this opportunity Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fatah. Chak denge phatte AB : This is your first question for Rs. 1000. Which state has the largest Sikh population ? And your options are A. Punjab B. Punjab C. Punjab D. Punjab Santa : Oh ji how much time do I have. AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa (giggles) : Sir ji, I would like to use my lifeline. AB : I'm not surprised which one would U like to use. Santa : Audience poll AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads. After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board. A. 25% B. 25% C. 25% D. 25% AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, Par kya karen...So you would like to go with which option. Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50. AB : Very good. Man me shanka ho to lifeline zaroor istemal karni chahiye, mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon. (whispers in Santa's ears... Isi ke to paise milte hain mujhe). OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen. Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab Santa : Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye. AB : Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have broken a record of using all the lifelines in the very first question. OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahene aap. Santa : My langotiya yaar., Banta Singh. AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono ikkathe he kam karte hai. Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se 10th mein fail ho rahe hain. Phone rings. Banta picks it " Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adi raati, ???" AB : Hello, mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun Banega Crorepati se. Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein ?$^$%$?$%$%$&. Ke hal chal he sar ji. AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur................. Banta (interrupts) : Aur wo Khota pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai paka. AB : Chaliye, i will give you 1 minute as a special case Santa: Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ?? Banta: Oye ullu de dum, bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khote tu meri kameez pehen gaya. oye chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap layega. AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai. Santa: Yes Yes. Oye chor use yaar question hai ......(he tells him the question). Banta: Khutay sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe. Iska answer Punjab hai lallu. Santa : Oye par .......(and the clock stops). AB: Samay Khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai, ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj. Santa: Ullu ka patha, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai. Edited October 19, 2005 by NaDaN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted October 19, 2005 :) very good joke nadan appi waise itni deer baad aeen aur kamal ker diya nice effort Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emira 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Lolzzzz Very funny.... :laugh2: :laugh2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted October 19, 2005 salam 2 all hmm nice joke EMIRA n NADAN agaye ho te chah gaye ho tah kar k well done keep it up Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
