Anoushy 0 Posted March 26, 2006 How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both are threatened by their own kind. Both like to chew wood. Both mark their territory. Both are bad at asking you questions. Neither tells you what's bothering them. Both tend to smell riper with age. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. Neither does any dishes. Both fart shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone. Neither understands what you see in cats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
¬Сее 0 Posted April 4, 2006 aww that was mean :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sona 0 Posted April 5, 2006 It is unfair with men :D i like that. :P But only two things r right and i know all girls also know that about. what i am talkin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites