ADD 0 Posted May 1, 2006 Salam 2 all Wife is a man's life.still she is life threatning.We can't live with them and we can't live without them, Can we? Here are some examples! A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." ------------------------------ -------------------------- A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did. ------------------------------------------------------- Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. --------------------------------------------------------- My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. -Henny Youngman ---------------------------------------------------------- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield ----------------------------------------------------------- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -Milton Berle ------------------------------------------------------------ I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake." -Henny Youngman -------------------------------------------------------------- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henny Youngman ----------------------------------------------------------------- After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. --------------------------------------------------------------- I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. ---------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends. --------------------------------------------------------- Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. ---------------------------------------------------------- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." ---------------------------------------------------------- A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied, ---------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. ---------------------------------------------------------- It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. ---------------------------------------------------------- Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. ------------------------------------------------------ A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead." --------------------------------------------------------- Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ---------------------------------------------------------- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ---------------------------------------------------------- Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted May 1, 2006 funnny post add!!! but wifes are not always this much kharab.. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted May 1, 2006 funnny post add!!! but wifes are not always this much kharab.. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted May 1, 2006 salam 2 all dil pe matlo rythm i know they r not this much kharab but they can b that much kharab haha anyways jabhi tu kaha hai k joke hai n wais jhoot bhi nahi sach ko mazak mazak main kehdia hai Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
