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:salam:

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai

aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka

Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate

kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate

kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate

aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,

hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

5.Humse door jayoge kaise,

Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,

Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,

Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye

JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye

Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum

Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

8.You must be a good runner because you are

always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter

because I Miss You Always...

9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein

hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein

kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko

dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

14.1. L O V E

L = Lake of Sorrow

O = Ocean of Tears

V = Valley of Death

E = End of life....

15.Friendship is like a glass

handle it with care

because once broken cannot be mended

and even if mended....

a crack is always there !!!

16.When Nights are long & Friends are few,

I sit by my Window & think of u.

a silent whisper a silent tear.

with all my Heart i wish you were here.

17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God

that everyone should have a friend like you....

Why should only i suffer!!!

18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain

par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain

le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par

jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain21.Most people walk in and out of your life,

but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,

harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

23.DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

24.When it hurts to look back,

and you're scared to look ahead,

you can look beside you

and your best friend will be there

25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.

mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,

jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka

is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

26.When u feel sad....

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.

But don't make this a habit.....

Coz liars go to hell !!!!

27.one day Love and friendship met.

Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?

friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"

Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,

instead of a heart, because hearts can break,

but circles go on forever

29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,

I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

30.To handle yourself, use your head;

To handle others, use your heart.

31.Smile a while and while you smile,

smile another smile and soon there will be miles

and miles of smile just because you smiled,

i wish your day is full of SMILE

32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,

sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,

tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,

hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

33.Hi i am marrying next week

there will be a small party and

only few persons will be invited

Hey don't bring any gift

just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

34.A good Friend is like a computer

he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself

in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles

and never DELETE you from his heart.

35.a friend is sweet when it is new...

it is sweeter when it is true....

but you know that.....

it is the sweetest when it is u..."

36.a friend is sweet when it is new...

it is sweeter when it is true....

but you know that.....

it is the sweetest when it is u..

37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi

Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi

humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli

gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

38.Mountain can fly,river can dry

you can forget me but never can i

39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki

har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du

kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge

yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,

agar dost bankar raas na aaye

to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh

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good yar bohat funny hai .................................

arz kiya hai..........

"Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai

Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain "

"Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga

Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga"

"Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per

Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per"

Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha

Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha

"Jab tota hua dirty

tote se boli myna

Jab tota hua dirty

tote se boli myna

don't u worry

surf excel hai na!!!"

U on my Mind!!

Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press

Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress..............!

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,

toh hum madhosh ho gaye,

Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,

toh hum behosh ho gaye...

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