a1b2c3 0 Posted November 4, 2003 BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL : Why not ?? BOY : I'm broke. BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?? BOY : What time was it?? Have fun. :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted November 6, 2003 Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? Peter : A bit of both. I think you're PRETTY UGLY! Customer : How much is that tie? Salesman : Forty dollars. Customer : Why, I can buy a pair of shoes with that much money. Salesman : But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck. Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake? Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two. Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me? Man : By cheque, money order or cash. Have Fun :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted November 8, 2003 Thank you NaDaN, I guess all others took heavy break fast in SHARI and now are sleeping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted November 13, 2003 nice mann.. u have nice collection ov jokes.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 13, 2003 wow! nice a1b2c3.............. good collection..... thanx for sharing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted November 14, 2003 Meeri here is some more: "It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other." "Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears." "May I hold your hand?" "No, thanks, It isn't heavy." "Does water always come through the roof in this place?" "No, sir, only when it rains." "When will you straighten out the house, dear?" "Why? Is it tilted?" Have fun.. :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 14, 2003 wow! agar main phir taareef karoon ga to phir say post karain gay? :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 14, 2003 hha a1b2c3 funny!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoom 0 Posted November 14, 2003 yup its was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted November 15, 2003 wow!agar main phir taareef karoon ga to phir say post karain gay? :D Oh yes Meeri if you will taareef karoon gay then Isure you will get some more. Now come on I waiting for good words from you before my next one liner post. :D :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted November 15, 2003 wow!agar main phir taareef karoon ga to phir say post karain gay? :D Oh yes Meeri if you will taareef karoon gay then Isure you will get some more. Now come on I waiting for good words from you before my next one liner post. :D :man: ok then.. abc123 kia mazay ke liners bheje. plz kuch aur bhejain.. bohat shidat se wait hai.. :D :laugh: :laugh: bohat achhay thhay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted November 18, 2003 Ok rythm I am back after weekend. Thanks for the Tareef. Here are some more for you and all others who like. "Do these stairs take you to the second floor?" "No, you'll have to walk" "Now that you're married, you should have some insurance" "But why? My wife isn't dangerous." "I have changed! my mind." "Thank heaven! Does it work better now?" "Would you like your coffee black?" "What other colors do you have?" Have fun.. :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 18, 2003 hey funny a1b2c3!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 18, 2003 hahaha they all were funny especially that mind one. :D gr8 one a1b2c3.... and oh yes! jo aap ab dubara karnay walay hain un kee bhee paishgee taareef lay lain....... ----> bohot zabardast a1b2c3. maza he aagya parh k. want more :D hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Sorry Meeri finaly I am out of these One Liners. I will share when ever I got some. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted December 9, 2003 Ok, here is some more for one liner lovers. ----------------------------------------------- The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom. Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too sh*t-faced to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving. A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons. Enjoy... :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted December 20, 2003 Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 20, 2003 Gals r always Mean achhaaaaa :o :o :o :o :o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
