Bolloywood

[Qaasim 0]

Recently the father of physics (Newton) made a visit

to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few

Indian movies and had his head spinning. He was

convinced that all his logics and laws in physics

were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for

everything he had done.

In a movie Newton was confused to such an extent that

he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

1) The hero has a Brain Tumor which, according to the

doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.

In one of the fights, our great hero is shot in the head.

To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his

ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is

cured.

Long Live the hero!!!

2) In one of the movies, the hero is confronted with 2 gangsters.

hero has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet.

Guess,

what he does........ He holds a knife in his hand and shoots

the bullet towards the knife.

The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both

the gangsters.

Then, the he utters the following dialogue

"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".

3) Hero is chased by a gangster. Hero has a revolver

but he’s

got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not

even in your remotest

imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As

soon as the gangster shoots, the hero opens

the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the

bullet. Then, he closes the bullet

compartment and fires his gun.

Bang... And the gangster dies....

4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the

remote is in the hands of the villain about

100 km away. As usual, the villain confronts the hero

saying "Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh

remote ka button dabake tumhari mehbooba ko mar

doonga". The usual fight occurs and just as the

hero makes the final blow, the villain dies but not

before he presses than damn button.

Now what to do?

Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on

it. Now there is a race:

The current in the cable connected to the electric

chair is moving fast but

our hero and his horse are desperately trying to catch

up.... goes on for a few km and just as

the current would hit the chair, the hero jumps from

the horse and picks the girl away from the

chain and husssshhhh. She is saved. The poor electric

current only goes to an empty chair.

5)Climax,

taaalian. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was

completely shaken and he

decided to go back. But he happened to see another

movie for one last time and thought that at

least one movie would follow his theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all

in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so

fast. The climax finally arrives. The hero gets to

know that the villain is on the other side of

a very high wall. So high that the hero can't jump

even if he tries like one of those superman

techniques that our heroes normally use. The hero has

to desperately kill the villain because its

the climax (Newton is smiling since it is virtually

impossible)… suddenly pulls two guns from his

pocket (Probably backup). He throws one gun in the air

and when the gun has reached the height of

the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in

air, with his second gun. Now the first

gun fires off and the villian is dead.

Newton faints.

it only happens in INDIAN MOVIE's

Qasim

[mishi 0]

ohhhhhhhh brother u have very nice jokes hhahhahaah good one

[Qaasim 0]

yes g bz i worked for bozo the clown for 4 moths thts y i have good jokes ;) :)

[mishi 0]

ahahahahahah r nt u scared of clowns

[Qaasim 0]

no g i don't c X zone and SHHHHHHHHHHH koi hain :)

[mishi 0]

hahhaah i also dont see them but some ppl r scared of clowns not me

[Qaasim 0]

well for this i will say "jo dar gaya soo mar gaya" :)

[mishi 0]

hahaahahahah good one