Why Did The Chicken Crossed The Road ?

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George Bush's Answer:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with or against us. There is no middle ground here.

Al Gore's Answer:

I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

Bill Gate's Answer:

I have just released the eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken 2003.

Ernest Hemingway’s Answer:

To die; in the rain; Alone.

Martin Luther's Answer:

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross rods without having their motives called into question.

Aristotle's Answer:

It is the nature of the chickens to cross road.

Pat Buchanan's Answer:

To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

Captain Kirk's Answer:

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Bill Clinton's Answer:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Albert Einstein’s Answer:Did the chicken crossed the road or did the road moved beneath the chicken???

Grandpa's Answer:

In our times, we didn't ask why chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and was good enough for us.

Pakistani Prime minister's Answer:

Yeh chicken ka road cross karna eak kush ian ed qadam hay aur is say pata chalta hay keh mulk traqi ke rah per gamzan hay. Hum mustuqbil main be assay iqtadamat ke khair maqdam karain gay.

Indian Prime minister's Answer:

Yeah Pakistan ke taraf say amman kay khalaf ik sungeean qadam hay aur iss say Pakistan ki border par dushmani saaf zahhir hay.

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