rabbia 0 Posted February 9, 2004 heres a new topic i think so hope so u'll like it Apun aik ishtory sunaenga: Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log bolay tou mutlab kee judrwaan. Lekin dono main farq bolay tou ik dum solid. Julie ik dum Smart, jhakaas aur Sulie ik dum halki re. To kya hota hai maloom? Sulie tou bachpan say, woh kya boltay hain usko.. Stubborn ..bolay to ik dam ziddi.... rehti hai. To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maang ta-ich hai. Julie ko gudriya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha... Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai. Aisa kartay kartay bees saal guzar gaya baap. Tou na kia hoowa maloom? Julie ka shaadi ik dum karodr-pati ladrka kay saath hota hai. Aur Sulie ik phateechar puntoosh say shaadi banata hai. Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap. Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangti hai.Pati bechara gharib. Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waastay woh Fridge khareed leta hai Abhi Julie agle maheenay Air Conditioner khareed dalti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap. Bolti: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi. Pati bechara aur paisay udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai. Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Sulie bhi zidd karti hai. Pati ka dimaagh satak-ta hei lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, pita-ji ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadri khareedta hai. Thodray dinon ke baad Julie gaadri bech ke Bus khareedti hai. Sulie Zidd karti hai Bus chaeye merey ko bhee Abhee pati solid bhadrakta hai baap. Bolta hai "Aye item, ab dimaagh ki dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak kia Abhi apun tera ik nahin sunenga. Apun jaa rahela hai" Tou Sulie ko chodrke woh chala jaata hai. Sulie lekin apni gaadri bech kar aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai................................. Tou Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai................................. Bus ko park kar kay woh log ghoomnay phirnay ko jaata hai. Wapas aakay dekhta hai tou saala dono bus main steering wheel ghaib, seat ghaib, gear ghaib...sab kuch ghaib!! Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch tou bolti hai. Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai?? * * * Yeh too bol-na * * * * * * * * Abay soch shuntt...... * * * * * *lay dimagh kaam nahi kar rela hai? * * * * * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * * * * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * * "NA KUCH TERE BUS MAIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE BUS MEIN..." aye bidru, apun ko gaali mat day, aur apun ke upar bhadraknay ka naee kiaa!! Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja kharab ker dala. Tere ko lagay to tu bhi kisi ko bhej daal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted February 9, 2004 haha Rabbia Zaber10!! Bus lay le Pati ko janay diya!! tab bus may kuch nahe tha tu ab kiya hona thaa :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted February 9, 2004 salam 2 all kia baat hai tum ne tu apun ka bheja hi ghuma dala apun aik daam soach main pargaya tha k kusxhion ka ans bhai bole tu kia hoga magar ye tu bus main hi naich tha rabbia aik dum kantaaas aik pati k badleich bus ye bhi naya atem tha Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 9, 2004 hahaha Rabbia zaber10 Na kuch tere bas main JULIE.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waqas 48 Posted February 9, 2004 bari Mushkil se sara parha hai abhi :P buhat accha hai Rabbia Waqas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted February 9, 2004 Bole tu ek dum jhakas..kia item post ki hai biro Rabbia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted February 10, 2004 maza aya perh ker :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 10, 2004 :o rukh magar mujhe to hansi ai tumhe mazza kaise ayya :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted February 10, 2004 thankx all biru'ssssss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted February 12, 2004 kiran bus dekh lo main hamesha alag kam hee kertee hoon ;) rabbia > welcome USTAD :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted February 12, 2004 salam 2 all USTAAD aur SHAGIRD :o acha tu is language ka centre kahan hai Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 12, 2004 :o Haye ADD aap ko main MOBILE centre nazar nahi arahi ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted February 12, 2004 SALAM 2 ALL RUKH ARIBA ka naya naya ishtyle inka center hai mobile Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 12, 2004 SALAM 2 ALLRUKH ARIBA ka naya naya ishtyle inka center hai mobile Regards its me AD Ariba yeh Kiran ek baar kisi ne meri bhi yehi baat note ki thi ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted February 12, 2004 SALAM 2 ALL hmm jis ne aap ki pehle baat note ki thi us ne aaj bhi kia hai ;) meri mistake maine rabbia ko ariba likh dia RUKH ne bhi tu rabbia ko ustaad kaha hai :) ka ka ka kiran ko nahi waie kia aap bhi :o Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 12, 2004 ji main hi woh high qualified ustad hoon :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted February 12, 2004 salam 2 all acha magar aap plz qualified na lagaya karein bcoz aap be tu kabhi bhi next class k liye qualify nahi kia Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted February 13, 2004 salam 2 all matlab KIRAN samjha karo KIRAN samjha karo yeh k aap hamesha fail hoti hain nalaik bachon ki tarah Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 13, 2004 kiya sumjha karon???? :o ke main Fail hoti rahi hoon???? :weep: iss se behter tha aap mujhe magar fail ka stamp na lagate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted February 13, 2004 salam 2 all oho inta acha option abhi bhi dair nahi hui hai ;) bolein tu abhi ye naik kaam kardoon bare kehte hain naik kaam main dair nahi karni chahiye Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 13, 2004 aur bare kehte hain dushman ko bar bar moka nahi dena chaye lehaza ADD hahahaha kaisa???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted February 13, 2004 salam 2 all aap ko police main hona chahiye baat baat per dhuz karti hain hasrat un ghunchon pe jo bhin khile murjhagaye :) bare ye bhi kehtay hain NADAN daust se dana dushman behtar hai Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted February 13, 2004 hahaha ADD stop aap to shayad waqai feel ker gaye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
