Nazish 0 Posted July 23, 2002 salaamz all hey you guys read those, get some knowledge, they are pretty funny. i don't really know if they are true or not but i got them in mail and i really liked it so wana share it wid you guys. so what u guys think? I thikn they are true but don't seem like it, rite? you will see what i mean after you are done reading it. soo good luck reading and love yaz all Naz >>>> >If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have >>>> >produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly >>>> >seems worth it) >>>> > >>>> >If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas >>>>is >>>> >produced tocreate the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's >>>>more >>>> >like it) >>>> > >>>> >A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. ( Bloody #### !!! ?) >>>> > >>>> >A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it >>>>starves >>>> >to death. (Nice) (I'm still not over the pig) >>>> > >>>> >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an >>>>hour(Bonus !!) >>>> > >>>> >The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is >>>>attached >>>> >to its body. ?The female initiates sex by ripping the male's >>>>head >>>> >off. (Honey, I'm home. ?What the.... ?) >>>> > >>>> >The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human >>>> >jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you >>>> >imagine??) >>>> > >>>> >The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be that tasty >>>>on >>>> >the bottom of the pond?) >>>> > >>>> >Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig >>>>in my >>>> >next life ... quality over quantity.) >>>> > >>>> >Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted >>>>to >>>> >know) >>>> > >>>> >The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (No >>>>Comment........) >>>> > >>>> >Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than >>>> >left-handed people do. ( Sorry Steve!) >>>> > >>>> >Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, that would >>>>be a >>>> >good thing....) >>>> > >>>> >A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid >>>>to >>>> >figure that out.) >>>> > >>>> >An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people >>>>like >>>> >that.) >>>> > >>>> >Starfish have no brains. (They don't need them: they're >>>>starfish >>>> >!!.) >>>> > >>>> >Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? ?Who cares!)(30 >>>> >Minutes!!!!!!!) >>>> > >>>> >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for >>>>pleasure. >>>> >(What about pigs?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted July 23, 2002 Hey Naz seen that before (via email).... some of the facts are .... aham aham have u passed it by your Superiors?!!!! Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nazish 0 Posted July 24, 2002 salaamz really u seen that mail b4., cool:) nahi sis i have no superiors lolz so aren't they cool? gotat go so tc lovez Naz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted July 24, 2002 Yep Naz I think they are funny!!!!!!! What does everyone else think??? lol :D Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nazish 0 Posted July 24, 2002 salaamz jee janab surely i think it's funny. but i dont' know about others hehhee, anyhow so wuz up? yaar i wanna add some new topic u know, but still thinking what to write about. i want it to be da best. gotta go so tc love yaz naz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kierca7 0 Posted August 10, 2002 Salaam Nazish I have only just read your brilliant"quotes". :P Thus the late reply :D i don't know about all of them but personally i think a lot of them are probably true ??? .I think it's very clever and funny the way you wrote them :Oo: . See ya :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
®omeo 0 Posted August 13, 2002 aah.. pretty hectic research soundz like a funny piece of vain erotica LMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted August 14, 2002 ........and u WOULD know Romeo - it's right up your street!!!!!! haha Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
®omeo 0 Posted August 14, 2002 Nazuk ager nahin to shesha hai be_jawaaz bhari ager nahin to pather kharaab hai ps. search sense in it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nazish 0 Posted August 14, 2002 salaamz u guys yup it is some funny stuff hey u guyz have gr8 sense of humor :D wish i could be like u guys too gotta go so tc and hey Shabo that was good one what u said to romeo, keep it up sis lovez Naz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kierca7 0 Posted August 30, 2002 Salaam Hi Naz :) quote"wish i could be like u guys too"unquote hello! you are like "them"guys.Funny :P great sense of humour and very,very clever :oo: . Ahem,ahem apart from your last couple of exams and who's fault was that ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted August 31, 2002 Salaam all Awww Naz I believe that was a compliment to u from K7... aint that sweet :;): Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nazish 0 Posted September 5, 2002 salaamz Yeash Shabo sis very sweet. Dude, bringing tears in my eyes :( , yaar any klenex around? and dont' worry jee yay khushi kay ansooN hai. :D and k7 jee i never knew u were that funny? :P lolz lovez naz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
