Qaasim 0 Posted July 2, 2004 (edited) Wild Views [ Some people had to say it. ] 1.. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. 2.. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. 3.. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ;) 4.. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 5.. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. :P 6.. I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake." 7.. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. 8.. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. <_< 9.. People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. 10.. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being shrukh khan :angel: 11.. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." 12.. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." 13.. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 14.. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. 15.. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends. 16.. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. :ph34r: 17.. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the Street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. Edited July 2, 2004 by Qaasim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted July 2, 2004 hmmm nice post qasim :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted July 2, 2004 salam 2 all nice post QASIM it shud b dedicated 2 PAKI ;) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted July 13, 2004 :o mashallah nadan g read now anyways thanx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted July 13, 2004 (edited) Qaasim these not Wild Views, this is TRUTH (with sorry from wives if there is any in CY ). :D Edited July 14, 2004 by a1b2c3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted July 14, 2004 bara experince hain ABC g ;) :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted July 15, 2004 Qaasim, ofcourse I have, I am the only one in CY who is 30+ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted July 16, 2004 No more Q ABC UNCLE :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
