*jadoo* 0 Posted July 31, 2004 A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Ayesha has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." replied Ayesha. "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Pakistani," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Ayesha why she is a Pakistani. "Well", my mom and dad are Paksitanis, "so I'm a Pakistani too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then" says Ayesha, "I'd be............an American . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted July 31, 2004 hahaahh nice read b4 but nice to read again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
furqan_prince 0 Posted August 9, 2004 A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Ayesha has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." replied Ayesha. "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Pakistani," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Ayesha why she is a Pakistani. "Well", my mom and dad are Paksitanis, "so I'm a Pakistani too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then" says Ayesha, "I'd be............an American . HAHAHAAH GOOD JOKE JANAB :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
user1867 0 Posted August 14, 2004 hahahahah das smart yo nice to see sumone who realli sees what dem americanz are lol gotto give u props on dis one man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites