Zamana Baadal Gaya

[Qaasim 0]

Ek din, main Lahore par pahuncha,

Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,

Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho."

Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,

Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,

"bhai saab Multan ka kitna loge?"

jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."

Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,

conductor se pooncha, "ji. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"

wo gurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."

Maine kaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"

Phir se gurrrraya, " usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

Multan pahucha, hotel gaya.

Manager se kaha, " mujhe room chahiye, satve(7th) manzil pe."

Manager ne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"

Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."!

Usne jawab diya, " nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."

Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,

Raste me ek sahab se pooncha,

"janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"

Janab hans kar bole, " peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi

hai....kahin nahin jaati"

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada

Usne poocha, "kaise aana hua?"

Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,

Maine bhi jawab diya, "Train se.."

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,

"areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taja

taja khilao..

" sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.

Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye."

Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha,

"areeee sunti ho.! ..inhe jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to

dikhana."

Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi,

Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha,

"bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi....?"

Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya,

"yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota..?"

zamana baadal gaya :D

[saamia 0]

:laugh:

waisay aap karnay kia gayay thay

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[*jadoo* 0]

Qasim becare full pakistan aoo gee tu yahee hoo gaaa :D

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*ASALAM O ALIKUM*

~*~REMEMBER IN PRAYZ~*~

~*~FEE AMAN ALLAH~*~

[Qaasim 0]

Qasim becare full pakistan aoo gee tu yahee hoo gaaa :D

u rite Jadoo i have to be carefull from some Paki ppl also bz they big Drama bazz :P

thanks All for reading :)

[saamia 0]

not only drama baaz . inn mai sai kuch jadoo gar bhee hotay ahi n