amaan 65 Posted August 7, 2011 Teacher: OXFORD ka matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir Husband : mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi? wife: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. Aur aap? Husband: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath hee rahunga Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na. Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor. Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna. Doctor: daro mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai 1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho? 2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karna hai. Saab ki girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai? Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga? Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aleema_Akhtar 1 Posted August 8, 2011 very funny na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amaan 65 Posted August 8, 2011 tnx for liking the jokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
