sho_shweet 657 Posted December 5, 2011 kaaaaaaaaaaash prhai b muhbbt ki trah hoti,,,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . khud he ho jati,,,,,,,,,, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 7, 2011 lol nice joke Shweeto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 7, 2011 mjhy b pta hy nice hy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maano 22 Posted December 8, 2011 BhiKArI : SAHEB 10 Rupey DeNA Coffee PeNI haiI SAHEB : Ek CoFFee to 5 RS hOTi HaI... BhIKAri : SAHEB GIlRFriENd bHI haII.. SaHeB : BhIkari Ho K GirL FriEND Bhi bAnA lii... bHIkarI : NaHI saHEB GIRL FRIEND NE bHIKARI banaDIYA... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maano 22 Posted December 8, 2011 Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di? sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 8, 2011 BhiKArI : SAHEB 10 Rupey DeNA Coffee PeNI haiI SAHEB : Ek CoFFee to 5 RS hOTi HaI... BhIKAri : SAHEB GIlRFriENd bHI haII.. SaHeB : BhIkari Ho K GirL FriEND Bhi bAnA lii... bHIkarI : NaHI saHEB GIRL FRIEND NE bHIKARI banaDIYA... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 8, 2011 The Beauty Of Paki Traffic Is That: . . . . . . . One Has To Look On BothSides; While Crossing A ONE WAY ROAD.. ;) :-P :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 8, 2011 Girl : Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho. . . . . ... ... ... . . . . . . . Boy (sharmate huye) - Chahe kuch bhi ho shadi to main tumse karunga. Aunty se kehna mujhe bhul jaye. :O :P :P :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) 1990 American bank ne BILLGATES ko 2 lac dollar ka loan nhi dia tha 2001 mae BILL GATES ny us bank ko khred lia oar aaj 09-12-2011,,JAZZ walun ny mera 5 rupee ka loan reject kia... u just wait nd watch.. (' ,') >) )> \ \ na g muafi da ty swaal e nai........ Edited December 9, 2011 by sho_shweet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 10, 2011 Hahahahaha Shweeto.. So Sweet :clap: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 10, 2011 thanku thanku Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 10, 2011 Doctor pagal se : Tum pagal Q hue? Pagal : mein ne aik widow se shadi ki, us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki.. Mera baap mera damad bn gia , Youn meri wo beti meri maa ban gai.. Un k ghr beti hui wo meri behn hui magar mein us ki nani ka shohar tha is liye wo meri nawasi b hui .. Isi tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gia aur mein apne Beta ka bhanja aur wo... Doctor : Uth Pagal diya Puttra tu menu V Pagal kare ga... =P =D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 10, 2011 millllll gyaaaaaaaaa,,,, wo .. jiss ny zindagi brbaad kr di sb ki,, HENRY FISHEL the american na exams ejaad krta na hmari zindagi brbaad hoti........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted December 10, 2011 Lol sweeto.. aj kal main Hanray ke book b per raha hon.. Business Research ke.. ;p waqai pagal tha wo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 10, 2011 ALLAH kry 2 oar prhni pren Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabah 97 Posted December 10, 2011 Doctor pagal se : Tum pagal Q hue? Pagal : mein ne aik widow se shadi ki, us ki jawan beti se mere baap ne shadi ki.. Mera baap mera damad bn gia , Youn meri wo beti meri maa ban gai.. Un k ghr beti hui wo meri behn hui magar mein us ki nani ka shohar tha is liye wo meri nawasi b hui .. Isi tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gia aur mein apne Beta ka bhanja aur wo... Doctor : Uth Pagal diya Puttra tu menu V Pagal kare ga... =P =D GREAT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 21, 2011 human brain is the most outstanding object in the world,,, ye 24 ghanty 12 maheeny kaam krta hy,,, jab insan is duniya mae aata hy tab iska kaam start hota hy,,, oar usi waqt khtm hota hy jab insan mar jaaye,,, lekin phr ,, dimagh uswaqt kaam krna q chor deta hy jab paper samny aaye.......?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbow 333 Posted December 22, 2011 Teacher : What's the difference between 'Confidence' and 'Confidential'? Student : I'll pass the exam.. its 'confidence'... but How I will pass this exam .. its 'confidential'... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted December 27, 2011 papu: sir ka msg aaya hy k extra class ho gi,,, ab kya kren?? bablu: "message sending failed" likh k bhej do.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted January 7, 2012 srdi k mosam mae 2 hmshakl jurwaan bchy 1 kamry mae bethy thy,,,, 1 hns hns k lout pot ho tha tha,, oar 2sra 1 khamosh kony mae betha srdi sy kanp rha tha,,, baap ny poocha: ye kya?? tum hns q rhy ho,,,?? bcha bola: kuch nhi papa aaj mama ny 2nu baar isi ko nehla dia,,,,,,,, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted January 26, 2012 srdar ghussy sy,,,: oye waiter,,,, chicken briyani mae chicken q nhi hy,,,,,??? Waiter: sahib,,,Gulab jaman mae kounsa gulab hota hy,,,?? srdar,,: ae v sai ae,,,, sorry yar,,,,,,,,, :tease: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
