shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Aap Ka Naam To Hai Kaleem, Biwi Ka Naam Hai Naseem Beti Ka Naam Piyar Mai Baad-E-Naseem Rakh Diya Bete Ka Naam Rakhte Waqt Kuch Bhi Na Socha Aap Ne Jaldi Mai Us Ka Naam Kiyu Zarb-E-Kaleem Rakh Diya ...................... Jab Bhi Chahen Murgh Kha Lete Hain Daulatmand Log Din Ki Pabandi Nahi, Mangal Ho Ya Itwaar Ho Haan Magar Muflis Ko Kab Hota Hai Yeh Khana Naseeb Murgh Ho Beemar Ya Woh Khud Kabhi Beemar Ho .................. Mai To Taqreeban Mini Bus Mai Safar Karta Raha Mai Bhi Chal Sakta Tha Paidal, Mai Koi Langra Na Tha Jhuk Gaii Hai Ab Kamar, Iss Mai Kharey Rahte Hue, Mai Wagarna Doston Paidaishi Kubda Na Tha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 koi baat hai zaroor mere deewane mein kal huwi zamanat aaj phir hai thane mein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 tum rakh sake na paas zara apne qol ka is baar bhi badal gai har baar ki tarah wada kiya tha raat ko ane ka par na ai jhoote ho tum bhi sham ke akhbar ki tarah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Kal jo do- char logon ne tere husn ki taarif kyaa kar di tujhmein to tewar aa gaya..... hamare pyar ke program mein achanak run-time error aa gaya Tere pyar ke Virus ne mere dil ko loot liya........ Tera naam dil par se nahin hata Maine Dil ke system ko kayee baar reboot kiya...... Jab se tera chehra dekha main to kahin kho gaya........ Tera deewana mera yeh mann ho gaya....... Dil ka processor tab se slow ho gaya........ Pentium-4 tha ab Pentium-1 ho gaya........ Tune mujhe chun ke apne dusre aashikon ko looooser banaya..... I thank u, tune mujhe apne system ka hole - soul user banaya Tune mujhe apne dil se delete kiya......... Doosron se jaake tune meet kiya...... Maine bhi jake ladkiyon se flirt kiya..... Tujhe recycle bin mein dalke unko dil mein insert kiya..... Main tere beutiful Cabinet pe mar gaya...... par jab tera corrupt Processor aur Hard disk dekha........ to apne life-cycle ko lekar darr gaya....... :roll: Jab se tujhe patane ka maine project liya...... Saari girlfrens ne mujhe reject kiya...... Mere ghar walon ne bhi mujhe sack kiya...... Teri deewangi ne meri khushiyon ko hai ..hack kiya..... Shaam se aank mein nami si thi..... bas aankh mein machchar chala gaya tha....... yeh mat samajh lena ke teri kami si thi .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbow 333 Posted November 22, 2011 omg lovely sharing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Yeh Angraizon Ki Sadiyon Se Bari Mashoor Aadat Hai Dureeda Bhi Agar Daman Ho, Neck-Tie Nahi Jati Rawish Apni Bhi Ik Pukhta Hui Tarz-E-Siyasat Mai Hukumat To Chali Jati Hai, Mehngaai Nahi Jati Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Tujhe Mujh Se, Mujh Ko Tujh Se, Jo Bohot Hi Pyaar Hota Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota, Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota Tera Har Marz Ulajhta, Meri Jaan-E-Na�tawan Se Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota To Mujhe Bukhaar Hota Jo Mai Tujh Ko Yaad Karta, Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta Mere Sath Bhi Yaqeenan Yahi Baar Baar Hota Kisi Chawk Mai Lagate Koi Chooriyun Ka Khokhaa Tere Shehr Mai Bhi Apna, Koi Kaarobaar Hota Gham-o-Ranj Aashiqaana, Nahi Calculatoraana Usse Mai Shumaar Karta, Jo Na Be-Shumaar Hota Wahan Zair-E-Behs Aate, Khad-O-Khal-O-Khuye Khoobaan Gham-E-Ishq Par Jo Anwer, Koi Seminar Hota Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Aisa Bhi Nehi Hai Ke I Don't Like Your Face Par Dil Ke Storage Mein No More Disk Space Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikale Pehen Ke Reshmi Gown Jaane Kitne Dilon Ka Ho Gaya Server Down Jab Se Meri Zindagi Mein Aayi Hai Ek Female Bhool Gaya Hoon Sab Kuchh,Kya Mailbox,Kya Email Dil Se Ek Ishq Ka Application Create Kar Raha Hoon Pyaar Se Debug Karna ,Mein Wait Kar Raha Hoin Tumhaare Intazaar Mein Neend Ayee To So Gaya Yeh Dekho Mera Connection Time Out Ho Gaya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Zalim Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Mizajon Mai Yun �Leaderi� Aa Gai Hai Ke Ghar Ghar Ki Apni Alag �Party� Hai Koi �Sher� Hai To Koi �Lomri� Hai Yahi Apni Le De Ke �Industry� Hai Na Manzil Na Jadaa, Na Koi Irada Razakaar Kam Aur Leader Ziyada Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 DUNIYA SE JO DARAY USAY KAIR KehTE HAIn DUNIYA JIS SE DARAY USAY SHAIR KehTE HAIn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 HUM DIL KI THABHAI KA SAMAN NA KARANGAY BUN JAINGAY DHULAY MAGAR HAAN NA KARANGAY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum Waqt-bewaqt aayi fever ho tum Doob kar jismein marr jaoon wo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Teri yaad mein humne pencil uthaayi Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi Socha tha k usko Dil se laga kar rakhenge Magar wo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Aur Bhi Cheezen hain, Bahut si, Lut Chuki hain Dil ke saath, Yeh Bataya Doston ne, Ishq farmaane ke baad! Isliye Kamre Mein Ik-Ik Cheez check Karta hoon, Ek tere Aane se pahale, Ek Tere Jaane ke Baad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Main ne usko dekha dekh kar dekhta rah gaya dekhte dekhte aankho mein dard ho gaya phir main uske peeche gaya chalte chalte chalta gaya chal chal ke pairo me dard ho gaya main uske ghar pahoncha pahonch ke use pukara pukarte hi gale mein dard ho gaya meri awaz sun ke uska bhai aaya aate hi usne mujhe peeta pitte hi mere peeth me dard ho gaya phir main docter ke paas gaya doctor ne mujhe injection lagaya lagate hi mere haath me dard ho gaya phir maine ye shayri likhi likh kar isse padha padhte hi mere sir mein dard ho gaya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 TYPES OF AASHIQ AMEER AASHIQ Main Bhee Kharidar Hoon Main Bhi Khareedon Gaa Piyar Kahan Bikta Hai Pata Bata Doo ........ GHAREEB AASHIQ Sona Na Chandi Na Koi Mehal JaneMann Tughko Me Day Sakoon Gaa ........ JHOOTA AASHIQ Kal Shab Dekha Main Ne Chand Jharokay Mein Uss Ko Kia Salaam Tumharay Dhokay Mein ........ SACHAA AASHIQ Dil Hogaya Hai Tera Dewana Aab Koi Jachta Nahin Naadan Hai Samaghta Nahin Binteray Rehta Nahin ........ KAMYAB AASHIQ O Kendi Hai Sayaan Main Teri Yaan ........ NAKAAM AASHIQ Inn Say Nain Mila Ka! ! y Dekho Ya Dhoka Bhee Kha Kay Dekho ........ CHALAAK AASHIQ Buss Bhai Buss Ziyada Baat Nahin Memsaab Aaj Kay Baad Mulaqat Nahin Memsaab ........ MAJBOOR AASHIQ Izhar Bhee Mushkil Hai Kuch Kah Bhee Nahin Saktay Majboor Hai Uff Allah Chup Rah Bhee Nahi Saktay..... BUZDIL AASHIQ Me Tera Shehar Chour Jaoun Gaa ........ DHEETE AASHIQ Chahay Jiss Shehar Bhee Jaen Chahay Jiss Mulk Bhee Jaen May Hi Mahiwal Hoon Tera Sohniye Tu Meri Gal Sun Ja ...... IZZAT DAR AASHIQ Teri Ruswayon Say Darta Hoon Jub Teray Shehar Se Guzar Taa Hoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 22, 2011 Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta...... Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta..... Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha! Mere marne ke baad mere doston, yu aansoo na bahana, Agar meri yaad aaye to, sidhe upar chale aana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbow 333 Posted November 23, 2011 TYPES OF AASHIQ AMEER AASHIQ Main Bhee Kharidar Hoon Main Bhi Khareedon Gaa Piyar Kahan Bikta Hai Pata Bata Doo ........ GHAREEB AASHIQ Sona Na Chandi Na Koi Mehal JaneMann Tughko Me Day Sakoon Gaa ........ JHOOTA AASHIQ Kal Shab Dekha Main Ne Chand Jharokay Mein Uss Ko Kia Salaam Tumharay Dhokay Mein ........ SACHAA AASHIQ Dil Hogaya Hai Tera Dewana Aab Koi Jachta Nahin Naadan Hai Samaghta Nahin Binteray Rehta Nahin ........ KAMYAB AASHIQ O Kendi Hai Sayaan Main Teri Yaan ........ NAKAAM AASHIQ Inn Say Nain Mila Ka! ! y Dekho Ya Dhoka Bhee Kha Kay Dekho ........ CHALAAK AASHIQ Buss Bhai Buss Ziyada Baat Nahin Memsaab Aaj Kay Baad Mulaqat Nahin Memsaab ........ MAJBOOR AASHIQ Izhar Bhee Mushkil Hai Kuch Kah Bhee Nahin Saktay Majboor Hai Uff Allah Chup Rah Bhee Nahi Saktay..... BUZDIL AASHIQ Me Tera Shehar Chour Jaoun Gaa ........ DHEETE AASHIQ Chahay Jiss Shehar Bhee Jaen Chahay Jiss Mulk Bhee Jaen May Hi Mahiwal Hoon Tera Sohniye Tu Meri Gal Sun Ja ...... IZZAT DAR AASHIQ Teri Ruswayon Say Darta Hoon Jub Teray Shehar Se Guzar Taa Hoon lolzzz i love this one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabah 97 Posted November 23, 2011 mera fav tu deedht ashiq hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 24, 2011 Her Mohallay May Lagay Hain Shamyanay Ghar May Apnay Kab Bajain Gay Shadyanay Ban Gaey Doolhay Hazaron, Apnay Hathon May Palay Hum Magar Ho Jain Gay Younhi Puranay Aa Rahi Hain Mehandiyan, Or Ja Rahi Hain Mehandiyan Apni Qismat May Nahi Dholak Kay Ganay Jin Pay Thi Apni Nazar, Sari He Doli Charh Gaen Choaknay Thay Bas Hamaray He Nishanay Dil Ko Lagti Hai Buri, Daigain Kharaknay Ki Sada Kha Rahay Hain Log Ranga Rang Khanay Jab Kabhi kanon pay paray, Sah Baar Harf-e- Qabool Dil Pay Lagtay Hain Hazaron Tazyanay Ro rahay Hain Rukhsati Per Hum Bhi Dulhan Ki Tarha Hum Nay Bhi Daikhay Thay Kuch Sapnay Sunhanay Daikhtay Hain Jab Kissi Ki Chand Si Dulhan Hosh Phir Rahtay Nahi Apnay Thikanay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shy 468 Posted November 25, 2011 Mugh ko naya zamaana hairat mein daalta hai "jis ka gala dabaoon aankhen nikaalta hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites