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Aap Ka Naam To Hai Kaleem, Biwi Ka Naam Hai Naseem

Beti Ka Naam Piyar Mai Baad-E-Naseem Rakh Diya

Bete Ka Naam Rakhte Waqt Kuch Bhi Na Socha Aap Ne

Jaldi Mai Us Ka Naam Kiyu Zarb-E-Kaleem Rakh Diya

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Jab Bhi Chahen Murgh Kha Lete Hain Daulatmand Log

Din Ki Pabandi Nahi, Mangal Ho Ya Itwaar Ho

Haan Magar Muflis Ko Kab Hota Hai Yeh Khana Naseeb

Murgh Ho Beemar Ya Woh Khud Kabhi Beemar Ho

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Mai To Taqreeban Mini Bus Mai Safar Karta Raha

Mai Bhi Chal Sakta Tha Paidal, Mai Koi Langra Na Tha

Jhuk Gaii Hai Ab Kamar, Iss Mai Kharey Rahte Hue,

Mai Wagarna Doston Paidaishi Kubda Na Tha!

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koi baat hai zaroor mere deewane mein

kal huwi zamanat aaj phir hai thane mein

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tum rakh sake na paas zara apne qol ka

is baar bhi badal gai har baar ki tarah

wada kiya tha raat ko ane ka par na ai

jhoote ho tum bhi sham ke akhbar ki tarah

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Kal jo do- char logon ne tere husn ki taarif kyaa kar di

tujhmein to tewar aa gaya.....

hamare pyar ke program mein achanak run-time error aa gaya

Tere pyar ke Virus ne mere dil ko loot liya........

Tera naam dil par se nahin hata

Maine Dil ke system ko kayee baar reboot kiya......

Jab se tera chehra dekha main to kahin kho gaya........

Tera deewana mera yeh mann ho gaya.......

Dil ka processor tab se slow ho gaya........

Pentium-4 tha ab Pentium-1 ho gaya........

Tune mujhe chun ke apne dusre aashikon ko looooser banaya.....

I thank u, tune mujhe apne system ka hole - soul user banaya

Tune mujhe apne dil se delete kiya.........

Doosron se jaake tune meet kiya......

Maine bhi jake ladkiyon se flirt kiya.....

Tujhe recycle bin mein dalke unko dil mein insert kiya.....

Main tere beutiful Cabinet pe mar gaya......

par jab tera corrupt Processor aur Hard disk dekha........

to apne life-cycle ko lekar darr gaya....... :roll:

Jab se tujhe patane ka maine project liya......

Saari girlfrens ne mujhe reject kiya......

Mere ghar walon ne bhi mujhe sack kiya......

Teri deewangi ne meri khushiyon ko hai ..hack kiya.....

Shaam se aank mein nami si thi.....

bas aankh mein machchar chala gaya tha.......

yeh mat samajh lena ke teri kami si thi ....

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omg :laughing: lovely sharing

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Yeh Angraizon Ki Sadiyon Se Bari Mashoor Aadat Hai

Dureeda Bhi Agar Daman Ho, Neck-Tie Nahi Jati

Rawish Apni Bhi Ik Pukhta Hui Tarz-E-Siyasat Mai

Hukumat To Chali Jati Hai, Mehngaai Nahi Jati

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Tujhe Mujh Se, Mujh Ko Tujh Se, Jo Bohot Hi Pyaar Hota

Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota, Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta, Meri Jaan-E-Na�tawan Se

Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota To Mujhe Bukhaar Hota

Jo Mai Tujh Ko Yaad Karta, Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta

Mere Sath Bhi Yaqeenan Yahi Baar Baar Hota

Kisi Chawk Mai Lagate Koi Chooriyun Ka Khokhaa

Tere Shehr Mai Bhi Apna, Koi Kaarobaar Hota

Gham-o-Ranj Aashiqaana, Nahi Calculatoraana

Usse Mai Shumaar Karta, Jo Na Be-Shumaar Hota

Wahan Zair-E-Behs Aate, Khad-O-Khal-O-Khuye Khoobaan

Gham-E-Ishq Par Jo Anwer, Koi Seminar Hota

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Aisa Bhi Nehi Hai Ke I Don't Like Your Face

Par Dil Ke Storage Mein No More Disk Space

Ghar Se Jab Tum Nikale Pehen Ke Reshmi Gown

Jaane Kitne Dilon Ka Ho Gaya Server Down

Jab Se Meri Zindagi Mein Aayi Hai Ek Female

Bhool Gaya Hoon Sab Kuchh,Kya Mailbox,Kya Email

Dil Se Ek Ishq Ka Application Create Kar Raha Hoon

Pyaar Se Debug Karna ,Mein Wait Kar Raha Hoin

Tumhaare Intazaar Mein Neend Ayee To So Gaya

Yeh Dekho Mera Connection Time Out Ho Gaya

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Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi

Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi

Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khushi(Suicide) Kar Le Zalim

Bijali Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijali Chali Gayi

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Mizajon Mai Yun �Leaderi� Aa Gai Hai

Ke Ghar Ghar Ki Apni Alag �Party� Hai

Koi �Sher� Hai To Koi �Lomri� Hai

Yahi Apni Le De Ke �Industry� Hai

Na Manzil Na Jadaa, Na Koi Irada

Razakaar Kam Aur Leader Ziyada

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TU SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA

NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA

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DUNIYA SE JO DARAY USAY KAIR KehTE HAIn

DUNIYA JIS SE DARAY USAY SHAIR KehTE HAIn

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HUM DIL KI THABHAI KA SAMAN NA KARANGAY

BUN JAINGAY DHULAY MAGAR HAAN NA KARANGAY

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PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA

LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

Waqt-bewaqt aayi fever ho tum

Doob kar jismein marr jaoon wo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

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Teri yaad mein humne pencil uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha k usko Dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar wo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi..

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Aur Bhi Cheezen hain, Bahut si, Lut Chuki hain Dil ke saath,

Yeh Bataya Doston ne, Ishq farmaane ke baad!

Isliye Kamre Mein Ik-Ik Cheez check Karta hoon,

Ek tere Aane se pahale, Ek Tere Jaane ke Baad!

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Main ne usko dekha

dekh kar dekhta rah gaya

dekhte dekhte aankho mein dard ho gaya

phir main uske peeche gaya

chalte chalte chalta gaya

chal chal ke pairo me dard ho gaya

main uske ghar pahoncha

pahonch ke use pukara

pukarte hi gale mein dard ho gaya

meri awaz sun ke uska bhai aaya

aate hi usne mujhe peeta

pitte hi mere peeth me dard ho gaya

phir main docter ke paas gaya

doctor ne mujhe injection lagaya

lagate hi mere haath me dard ho gaya

phir maine ye shayri likhi

likh kar isse padha

padhte hi mere sir mein dard ho gaya

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TYPES OF AASHIQ

AMEER AASHIQ

Main Bhee Kharidar Hoon Main Bhi Khareedon Gaa

Piyar Kahan Bikta Hai Pata Bata Doo ........

GHAREEB AASHIQ

Sona Na Chandi Na Koi Mehal JaneMann

Tughko Me Day Sakoon Gaa ........

JHOOTA AASHIQ

Kal Shab Dekha Main Ne Chand Jharokay Mein

Uss Ko Kia Salaam Tumharay Dhokay Mein ........

SACHAA AASHIQ

Dil Hogaya Hai Tera Dewana Aab Koi Jachta Nahin

Naadan Hai Samaghta Nahin Binteray Rehta Nahin ........

KAMYAB AASHIQ

O Kendi Hai Sayaan Main Teri Yaan ........

NAKAAM AASHIQ

Inn Say Nain Mila Ka! ! y Dekho

Ya Dhoka Bhee Kha Kay Dekho ........

CHALAAK AASHIQ

Buss Bhai Buss Ziyada Baat Nahin Memsaab

Aaj Kay Baad Mulaqat Nahin Memsaab ........

MAJBOOR AASHIQ

Izhar Bhee Mushkil Hai Kuch Kah Bhee Nahin Saktay

Majboor Hai Uff Allah Chup Rah Bhee Nahi Saktay.....

BUZDIL AASHIQ

Me Tera Shehar Chour Jaoun Gaa ........

DHEETE AASHIQ

Chahay Jiss Shehar Bhee Jaen Chahay Jiss Mulk Bhee Jaen

May Hi Mahiwal Hoon Tera Sohniye Tu Meri Gal Sun Ja ......

IZZAT DAR AASHIQ

Teri Ruswayon Say Darta Hoon

Jub Teray Shehar Se Guzar Taa Hoon

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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta......

Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......

Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta.....

Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

yu aansoo na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

sidhe upar chale aana

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TYPES OF AASHIQ

AMEER AASHIQ

Main Bhee Kharidar Hoon Main Bhi Khareedon Gaa

Piyar Kahan Bikta Hai Pata Bata Doo ........

GHAREEB AASHIQ

Sona Na Chandi Na Koi Mehal JaneMann

Tughko Me Day Sakoon Gaa ........

JHOOTA AASHIQ

Kal Shab Dekha Main Ne Chand Jharokay Mein

Uss Ko Kia Salaam Tumharay Dhokay Mein ........

SACHAA AASHIQ

Dil Hogaya Hai Tera Dewana Aab Koi Jachta Nahin

Naadan Hai Samaghta Nahin Binteray Rehta Nahin ........

KAMYAB AASHIQ

O Kendi Hai Sayaan Main Teri Yaan ........

NAKAAM AASHIQ

Inn Say Nain Mila Ka! ! y Dekho

Ya Dhoka Bhee Kha Kay Dekho ........

CHALAAK AASHIQ

Buss Bhai Buss Ziyada Baat Nahin Memsaab

Aaj Kay Baad Mulaqat Nahin Memsaab ........

MAJBOOR AASHIQ

Izhar Bhee Mushkil Hai Kuch Kah Bhee Nahin Saktay

Majboor Hai Uff Allah Chup Rah Bhee Nahi Saktay.....

BUZDIL AASHIQ

Me Tera Shehar Chour Jaoun Gaa ........

DHEETE AASHIQ

Chahay Jiss Shehar Bhee Jaen Chahay Jiss Mulk Bhee Jaen

May Hi Mahiwal Hoon Tera Sohniye Tu Meri Gal Sun Ja ......

IZZAT DAR AASHIQ

Teri Ruswayon Say Darta Hoon

Jub Teray Shehar Se Guzar Taa Hoon

lolzzz i love this one :biggrin:

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Her Mohallay May Lagay Hain Shamyanay

Ghar May Apnay Kab Bajain Gay Shadyanay

Ban Gaey Doolhay Hazaron, Apnay Hathon May Palay

Hum Magar Ho Jain Gay Younhi Puranay

Aa Rahi Hain Mehandiyan, Or Ja Rahi Hain Mehandiyan

Apni Qismat May Nahi Dholak Kay Ganay

Jin Pay Thi Apni Nazar, Sari He Doli Charh Gaen

Choaknay Thay Bas Hamaray He Nishanay

Dil Ko Lagti Hai Buri, Daigain Kharaknay Ki Sada

Kha Rahay Hain Log Ranga Rang Khanay

Jab Kabhi kanon pay paray, Sah Baar Harf-e- Qabool

Dil Pay Lagtay Hain Hazaron Tazyanay

Ro rahay Hain Rukhsati Per Hum Bhi Dulhan Ki Tarha

Hum Nay Bhi Daikhay Thay Kuch Sapnay Sunhanay

Daikhtay Hain Jab Kissi Ki Chand Si Dulhan

Hosh Phir Rahtay Nahi Apnay Thikanay

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Mugh ko naya zamaana hairat mein daalta hai

"jis ka gala dabaoon aankhen nikaalta hai

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