amaan 65 Posted January 11, 2012 TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH.......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR !!!!!!! After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. The great question.... which I have not been able to answer..... is, "What does a woman want? I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me. ( says Bill Clinton "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ( says Donal Trump) Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (says Alec Baldwin) A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (Barack Obama) Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing! ( hey it is just humour .......dont be serious plz ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maliha khan 5 Posted January 11, 2012 Lollll.. They r just Hilarious :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amaan 65 Posted January 11, 2012 tnx maliha tnx shy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted January 13, 2012 really it make me smile,,,,, :laughing: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
