New Jokes........

[cute_sweeti 0]

nice qaasim and khurshid4lov...... :)

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salam 2 all

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after

Every 10 sec a

woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r

others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence

into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He

was

not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary

Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant:

It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an

umbrella and go.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer

gave 11cr after

deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else

return my 20 Rs

back.!

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This

Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have

posted it....

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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa

who died

peacefully in his sleep not screamin like all the

passengers in the

car he was driving..

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible

looking thing is

what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read

very fast.

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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in

punjab . Local

sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still

digging for more..

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking

at evening not

in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan

is PM not AM".

Regards

its me

AD

[Qaasim 0]

first one was good :D

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[cute_sweeti 0]

W/S...... v.nice ADD.......

Kya aap kay sar par seengh hain?.

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Dekh lain, Check kar lain..

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Aisay nahin, apnaa haath sar par rakh kar dekhain.. :dontsad:

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Saaray sar par haath pherain..

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Aaraam say tasalli kar lain..

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Nahin Hain?.

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Pakka??. :ph34r:

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Bilkul nahin?.

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Koi Baat nahin,.

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Gadhay kay sar par bee nahin hotay

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Add waiting for reply

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Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi, :)

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.Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,

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.Tum lakh chupao dunia se, :ph34r:

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.Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi! :D :D