cute_sweeti 0 Posted April 5, 2005 salam to all :P :) ..... You r my sweet SONA I don't want u 2 KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Keh Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya --------------------------------------------------- Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ansoon ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi ------------------------------------------------Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha keh usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum ho he nahin!!!------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------TUSI barey hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- have a nice time....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted April 5, 2005 (edited) walakumsalam Sweeti hahaha Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum ho he nahin!!!------ ye ziyada mazey ka tha Edited April 5, 2005 by sanum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kashish* 0 Posted April 6, 2005 W/salam dear.. buhat achey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_sweeti 0 Posted April 6, 2005 thanx to all of u........ :P :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_sweeti 0 Posted April 9, 2005 salam to all SURAJ HOWA MADHAM, CHAND BHI CHALNEY LAGA.... MAIN TEHRA RAHA......ZAMIEN CHALNEY LAGI...... SAJNA KIA YEHI PIYAAR HAI...?????? - - - - - - - NALAYAK - - - - yeh piyaar nahi,EARTHQUAKE hai ! BhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaG have a nice time...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted April 10, 2005 salam 2 all very nice cute_sweeti something from my side Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! ******************************************** Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... ******************************************** Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. ******************************************** Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:) ******************************************** Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan.... ******************************************** Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Woh hamari gali me aaye... Aur chillake bole..... Paper Raddi wala !!!!! ******************************************** Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de ******************************************** jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_sweeti 0 Posted April 11, 2005 W/S ADD... :) waooooooooo........superb ADD....thanx :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_sweeti 0 Posted April 11, 2005 salam to all..... :) Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola ------------------------------------------------- Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai -------------------------------------------------- Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein, hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein ---------------------------------------------------- Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina, gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina, samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina, jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!! ----------------------------------------------------- Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta, jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta, firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein, bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!! ------------------------------------------------------- Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka, humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain... :flower: have a nice time.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted April 11, 2005 (edited) Acha Add tu ye raaz hay aap ki shadi abhi tak na honay ka Edited April 11, 2005 by sanum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted April 12, 2005 Add yeh to aap ne mere wale shair dubara post ker diye... :P check "never heard of these before" :D Nice u guys... really enjoyed em esepcially the earth quake by cute_sweeti great.. Aimon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_sweeti 0 Posted April 12, 2005 thanx cute_ooky :flower: :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted April 12, 2005 salam 2 all cute_sweeti very nice again a good contribution keep it up n thanx cute_ooky hmm tu ye baat hai ye aap k jokes hain ;) chalein ye bhi aik aur joke hogaya haha Sanum ji haan ab woh raaz hi kia jo raaz rahe :( Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_sweeti 0 Posted April 12, 2005 W/S ADD :) to appriciating me........ :flower: yeh lijiey aur sunieyyy.... :D :D Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! (aap sab ne yakeenan wah wah kaha hoga ) Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? Unka aana hamaray ghar may khuda ki rehmat hai, Unka aana hamaray ghar may, khuda ki rehmat hai, Kabhi hum unko to kabhi hum unki plate ko dekhte hai.. arz kia hai Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena..... aapki chal mor jaisi apki awaz koyal jaisi apka digh koyal jaisa aapka ghussa sher jaisa ankhen hiran jaisi KITNA ACHHA HOTA AGAR AIK DO QUALITIES INSANON WALI HOTIN ! Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge ! " "Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ? " ENJOY..... :D ___________@_______@@ @ ___________ ____________@@@__@_@@@@ ___________ ____________@@__@@_____@ __________ ___________@@@_@__@_____@ _________ __________@@@@_____@@___@@@@@@ _________@@@@@______@@_@______@__ ________@@@@@_______@@________@_ ________@@@@@_______@_______@ _____ ________@@@@@@_____@_______@ ______ _________@@@@@@____@______@ _______ __________@@@@@@@@_______@ ________ __@@@_________@@@@@@@_@@_________ @@@@@@@__________@@ _______________ _@@@@@@@_________@ ________________ __@@@@@@_________@ @ ______________ ___@@@___@_______@@ _______________ ___________@_____@__@ _____________ _______@@@@_@___@ _________________ _____@@@@@@__@_@@ _________________ ____@@@@@@@___@@ __________________ ____@@@@@______@ __________________ ____@@_________@ __________________ _____@_________@ __________________ _______________@ __________________ _______________@ __________________ ______________@_____________________ ______________@ __________________ ______________@ ________________ HAVE A NICE TIME....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_sweeti 0 Posted April 12, 2005 OH MAI REPLY MAI THANX LIKHNA BHOOL GAI..... :o THANK U ADD TO APPRICIATING ME........ :) :) :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sonoo0 0 Posted April 16, 2005 Once a sardarji and his wife were sleeping in their bedroom. A thief breaks open in their house. The thief enters the bedroom and threatens to kill sardarji and his wife. Thief : " Before I shoot you people, tell me your names." Wife : "My name is Elizabeth." Thief: " Oh! I can't shoot you, because my mother's name is Elizabeth." Sardarji : My name is Santa Singh, but my friends call me Elizabeth." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_sweeti 0 Posted April 17, 2005 nice sonooO...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syra 0 Posted April 18, 2005 :P yaar mailka elzibeth nay bhaaag jana hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qaasim 0 Posted April 20, 2005 young Pakistani man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" The mother replies, "I don't like her." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted April 21, 2005 nice one qassim bhai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
khurshid4lov 0 Posted April 21, 2005 a student used to carm,near the exam he crammed the essay"MY FRIEND"..... but un luckly the essay "MY FATHER" was set instead of "MY FRIEND" ....so he strted his essay some what like this............ i have many fathes but MR.ALI is my best father...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
