cuteanGel 0 Posted May 27, 2005 . ALICE:mom wants you to come and help fix dinner HENRY :why?is it broken ;) --------------------------------------------------------- FATHER:how are your studies going SON: underwater FATHER:wht do u mean SON:Below C level ........................................................................... Q.why are little strawberries upset? ans:bec their parents were in a jam! ..................................................... Q:wht will u get when you work very very hard ans:TIRED!! ................................................................ DAUGHTER:dad can u write in the dark? FATHER:i think so wht do u want me to write? DAUGHTER:your name on this report card ............................................................ teacher:wht is black,white and difficult? student:an examination paper ...................................................lolzzzzzzzz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted May 27, 2005 . ALICE:mom wants you to come and help fix dinner HENRY :why?is it broken ;) --------------------------------------------------------- FATHER:how are your studies going SON: underwater FATHER:wht do u mean SON:Below C level ........................................................................... Q.why are little strawberries upset? ans:bec their parents were in a jam! ..................................................... Q:wht will u get when you work very very hard ans:TIRED!! ................................................................ DAUGHTER:dad can u write in the dark? FATHER:i think so wht do u want me to write? DAUGHTER:your name on this report card ............................................................ teacher:wht is black,white and difficult? student:an examination paper ...................................................lolzzzzzzzz ................................................................DAUGHTER:dad can u write in the dark? FATHER:i think so wht do u want me to write? DAUGHTER:your name on this report card ............................................................ nice kiddo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*jadoo* 0 Posted May 27, 2005 jaise lohe ko loha kaat ta hai, jahar ko jahar kaat ta hai, waise hi, ek din tumhe kutta kaategaaaaa...!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*jadoo* 0 Posted May 27, 2005 When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart & when tears flow 4rm ur eyes, just let me know, coz I want 2b there 4 you! * * * * * * * I'm selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawaira 0 Posted May 28, 2005 Q.why are little strawberries upset?ans:bec their parents were in a jam! sho shweet that little strawberries.... i m with u dont be sad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted May 28, 2005 really very cute & funny specially strawberries & tired one :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuteanGel 0 Posted June 2, 2005 ONE MORE JOKE GEORGE BUSH REMEMBERS WHEN HIS SISTER HAD A BIG FIGHT WITH HER HUSBAND AND CAME BACK TO THE FAMILY HOME.SHE SAID"MAMA I'AM TEACHING CHARLIE A LESSON.I'MCOMING TO LIVE WITH U.MOTHER SAID:IF YOU REALY WANT TO TEACH CHARLIE A LESSON , YOU GO HOME I'LL COME LIVE WITH U :o :o :P LOLZZZZZZZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawaira 0 Posted June 2, 2005 ONE MORE JOKE GEORGE BUSH REMEMBERS WHEN HIS SISTER HAD A BIG FIGHT WITH HER HUSBAND AND CAME BACK TO THE FAMILY HOME.SHE SAID"MAMA I'AM TEACHING CHARLIE A LESSON.I'MCOMING TO LIVE WITH U.MOTHER SAID:IF YOU REALY WANT TO TEACH CHARLIE A LESSON , YOU GO HOME I'LL COME LIVE WITH U :o :o :P LOLZZZZZZZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
