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Asim, July 25, 2005 in Smile
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay bulb ka kia karna hai?
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai........
Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi...
Brilliant Answers by a Student who
Q.:"In which battle did Tipu Sultan
Ans:"In his Last Battle..
Q.:"Where was the Declaration of
Independence Signed ??
Ans:"At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3:"What is the Main Reasonfor
Q.- When was Quaid e Azam Born ??
Ans:"On His Birthday..
Q.:"How will you Distribute
8 Mangoes among 6
Ans:"By Preparing Mango Shake..
Aik sucide attacker zoo main ghus gya or bola :
Sab k paas 5 minutes hain jaan bachani hai to bhaag jao sab..
Kachwa: Salay haramkhor saaf saaf bol na main hi target hoon ..
ایک خان صاحب ایک انگریز کے پاس انگریزی سیکھنے گئے..
۲ ماہ بعد واپس آئے..انگریزی نہ سیکھ سکے..
انگریز کی کال آگئی
خان صاحب: کون؟
انگریز: لالا ہم جیکسن بولتی ہے.. پلیز ہمارے کو نسوار بھیج دو ورنہ ہم مر جائیگی
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
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