Kiran 2 Posted March 21, 2006 Sardar-why are all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running? Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail". Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager." Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What came first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first. Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs. 11 crore after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.! Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.... Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to you'........... Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefulyin his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the car he was driving.. Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror! Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast Sardar: I have'nt slept all night in the train. Friend: why? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: why did'nt you exchnged the birth? Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sona 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Very funny yaar :laugh2: Superb post u did kiran :D Keep posting honey. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuhammadAmjadIqbal 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Aua Wr Wb Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their machines to another building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine. Santa : "My machine has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?" Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted April 2, 2006 reminDz me of sumone ahahaha !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
