Some More Paaji Jokes

[REEM 0]

Salaam to all friends, :flower:

hum ne dekha hai ki CY par sardarji jokes bahut famous

hai..so here are some more PAAJI jokes.

Hope you all will enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

And yes, if you all too have such funnies, not necessary if they are not

punjabi jokes ,you all are MOST WELCOME!!!!!

:flower:

1. What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus?

Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

:P

2. Teacher to a Sardar: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example.

Sardar: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love your

daughter.

:inlove:

3. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said

"My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

4. Santa: I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,

Banta: Really, what is he studying,

Santa : No he is not studying,They r Studying him.

5. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua.

Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!!

Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat,

EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umar

khabar khodne mein bitegi..!!

:inlove:

6. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale,

Santa : agar koi bomb raste mai phat jaaye to..?

Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!

7. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. She rejected him..why ?

Because he writes a Love letter to her,

"I LOVE U SISTER."

:flower:

8.A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.

Do u know what the business was?

He opened a Barber Saloon in Punjab!

9.Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open

mouth.................??????????????

Because his doctor advised him …

"Today's dinner should be light"

10.A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote

"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

:dontsad:

11.Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.?????

He said:I am seeing how I look while sleeping.!!!!!!!!!!!

12.Man: Sardarji where were u born?

Sardarji: Punjab.

Man: Which part?

Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

13.A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar

painting the walls.

She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them

rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results put on two coats"

14.Question:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???

Answer:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases

the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

15. Ikk var di gal hai santa singh school teacher di job pakad lendaa hai "

english subject"

woh bohat hi mash-hoor jo jaanda hai

us de school vich ik navan principal aaunda hai

us nu bhanak pendi hai ki santaa singh bohat hi vadhiyaa angreji teach

da hai

oda dil kardaa hai ki dekhe santa singh da way of teaching kis tara da

hai oh enna mashhoor kyon hai

class de bahar jaa ke khidki kol chori chori dekhan lag penda hai

scene kuch is tara hai

Santa singh: bolo bachcho" GADHA "

bachche: " GADHA"

SANTA: BOLO BACHO "GADHA, GADHE DE PICHE GADHA"

bache: "GADHA, GADHE DE PICHE GADHA"

santa : BOLO BACHO " GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE GADHA, US DE PICHE

(BEHIND) MAIN"

bache: " GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE GADHAA, US DE PICHE MAIN"

princpal no bohat gussa aaundaa ki salaa santa ki padha reha hai

santa: bolo bachO " GADHA,GADHE DE PICHE GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE MAIN,US

DE PICHE SARAA DESH"

Principal ton reha nahi jaanda oh santaa no kehandaa hai aa ke mere room

vich milo

santa singh room vich jandaa hai taan princi b gussa hon lagg pendaa hai

ki tu ki padha reha hai

santa singh kehanda hai " sir main taa sirf spelling sikh rehaa si"

princi kehandaa hai kis de

santa kehanda hai

"ASSASSINATION " de

(Ass+ass+in+a+nation)

16. Moti Janani

Ek aadmi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si. Ek din o station

te vajan tolan vali machine(weighting machine) te charhi.

Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaaj aayi te card

bahar aya:

"Khotte de puttro - ek ek karke charho"

[jehan shah 0]

REEM;

bohat khoob subah subah aap nay humain hansna

diya ab hum sara din hanste rahainge . :P

waise kafi sardar dost hauin humare.aur aise hi hain.

[REEM 0]

Salaam dostji,

chaliye khushi hui aap ko jokes pasand aaye.

:flower:

[Anoushy 0]

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

very funny reem

[Anoushy 0]

41- Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ?

I was enjoying my ride down there ?

Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"

42- Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your other ear?"

"The scoundrel called back."

43- Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions.If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above

S : Below

O : Front

S : Back

O : Left

S : Right

O : Male

S : Female

O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)

S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)

S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our Sardar also spells it)

O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)

S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... Our Sardar also shouts) Officer is now angry.

O : Get out

S : Come in.

O : Quiet please.

S : Talk please.

O : You are rejected.

S : I am selected

....... ....... and This is how Santa Singh got his job.

44- A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar raheho?"

To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

45- Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.

"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.

"No, this is eleven eleven."

"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"

"No, this is eleven eleven."

"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."

"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."

46- Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light. He tried another. It wouldn't light. The third one finally lit. lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

"What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?"

"That's a good match. I'll use it again."

47- A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why're the guys doing what they're doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on

Sardar: What do they get from that?

Bystander : The winner will get a prize

Sardar : Then why are the others running?!

48- Then there's the one about the Sardarji who brought his binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a DISTANT relative of his...

49- One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two."

50- A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

Our Sardar says, "I want my $20 million."

The man replied, "No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

" Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explained that he wouldonly get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"

51- Sardar Banta Singh went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.

"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.

"Well I was trying to commit suicide," Banta Singh replied.

The doctor asked, "Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"

"No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger."

52- A Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him.

The Sardar says, "It is good that cows don't fly"

53- A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

54- How many Sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six.

One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.

55- Why are Sardar secret agents the best in the world?

Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.

56- Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light bulbs?

He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

57- Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day.

"Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?".

"Because," said Banta Singh, "The directions on the can says 'put on two coats'."

58- Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day,

he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can"

59- Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

They're there for those who don't drink.

60- Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids?

So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

61- Sardar,a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and the Sardar took the door.

After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?"

The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid."

Next the Sardar asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?"

So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."

Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had chosen the door.

The Sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

62- Why couldn't the Sardar write the number "eleven"?

He didn't know which "one" came first...

[manifest 0]

annu kya jokes ki puri book post kerni he? :P

[Anoushy 0]

annu kya jokes ki puri book post kerni he? :P

179500[/snapback]

idea bura nahi <_<

[kurios 0]

very funny post REEEM and annu

Edited March 29, 2006 by kurios

[REEM 0]

Thanx Anu what a great response. :flower:

I did not expect this much from you.

but i really liked all the jokes.

[REEM 0]

Thanx Mr.kurious for appreciating. :flower:

if you too have such funnies most welcome to post them here.

[Anoushy 0]

Thanx Anu what a great response. :flower:

I did not expect this much from you.

but i really liked all the jokes.

179724[/snapback]

My pleasure sweet heart :inlove:

[Anoushy 0]

very funny post REEEM  and annu 

179613[/snapback]

bahi zada nahi hunsy app ka heart bara ho jye gay aur phir kat kar chota karna pary ga :(

[the_salman 0]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiicccccccceeeeeee jokes REEM

keep sharing that type of funny posts

[Anoushy 0]

MAJID BAHI app ko khuch jalny ki smel nahi a rahi kia <_<

[the_salman 0]

mujhe to jalne ki smell aa rahi he <_<

[Anoushy 0]

mujhe to jalne ki smell aa rahi he <_<

179866[/snapback]

aye bi kessy na

Lolzzzzzzzzz

[the_salman 0]

SAHI BOL RAHI HO TUM <_<

TUMHARI TAREEF JO NAHI HUI HE :angry2:

CHALO THEEK HE TUMNE BHI ACCHA JOKE SHARE KARA HE <_<

YE BHI EK BOHOT BARA JOKE HE <_<

[Anoushy 0]

SAHI BOL RAHI HO TUM <_<

TUMHARI TAREEF JO NAHI HUI HE :angry2:

CHALO THEEK HE TUMNE BHI ACCHA JOKE SHARE KARA HE <_<

YE BHI EK BOHOT BARA JOKE HE <_<

179874[/snapback]

Xcuse me!!!

1st of all app ko kessi nay bulaya nahi tha and 2ndly mein tareef ki bhookhi nahi hooooooo :angry2:

kio kay main janti hoo dil sy log manty hain bass kehty hoo Ana agy ati hai

Lolzzzzzzzzzz

[the_salman 0]

FOR UR KIND INFORMATION ANNU......MUJHE YAHAN ANE KI IJAZAT APSE MANGNE KI KOI ZAROORAT NAHI HE :angry2:

OR WESE BHI YE TOPIC REEM KI HE....APKI NAHI :angry2:

OR MENE KAB KAHA KI TUM TAREEF KI BHOOKI HO :angry2:

[Anoushy 0]

FOR UR KIND INFORMATION ANNU......MUJHE YAHAN ANE KI IJAZAT APSE MANGNE KI KOI ZAROORAT NAHI HE :angry2:

OR WESE BHI YE TOPIC REEM KI HE....APKI NAHI :angry2:

OR MENE KAB KAHA KI TUM TAREEF KI BHOOKI HO :angry2:

179879[/snapback]

mery "bhulany" say matlab main app say nahi majid bahi say keh rahi thi

okay fine reem ka topic hai mujy yaha any ki zarrorat nahi fine main chali jati hoo nahi aoo ge coz ya reem ka topic hai

app ny kaha na ho mager matlab tu yahi tha na

[the_salman 0]

YEH MERA BHI TOPIC NAHI HE

ITS UPON U TO LEAVE OR NOT.......MAGAR MUJHE SIRF REEM HI ROK SAKTI HI IS TOPIC PE ANE SE

[sona 0]

Very Good jokes reem sweety. :flower:

Salman u idiot,Bewakhoof bacha tume larai ke siva kuch kaam nahin aata jab dekho annu se larai, larai karte ho u naughty boy. :angry2:

Himath hai toh javaab do sallu ek dum lallu.

[manifest 0]

KDWL n Salman buri baat :(

kiya eisa nahe ho sakta ke larai ho bi jaye to kisi ko jana na pare?

chado ye smile forum he yehan to enjoy karo dono.

cheer-up

yeh larai karne ke liye dono ko eik eik :flower: :flower:

<_<

[the_salman 0]

SONA DONT TRY TO B OVERSMART :angry2:

TUM APNI HADON ME ROHO TO HI ACCHA HE TUMHARE LIYE <_< OR ANNU FRIEND HOGI TUMHARI :angry2: ISME ME KYA KARU

LADTE TUM LOG HO..........U LADAKU BUM :angry2:

OR ZADA AAP LOG HOSHIYAAR NA BANE....WARNA YE TUMHARE LIYE ACCHA NAHI HOGA MISS SONA :angry2:

OR MUJHE TUM JESE LOGON SE BAAT KARNE ME KOI INTREST NAHI HE

[sona 0]

Mr salman mujhe bhi koi khushi nahin hai tumse baat karne main vo toh tum cy ke ek pagal member ho isiliye jhelna parta hai.

main bhi pata nahin kyun tum jaise stupid ki side le rahi thi annu ne tumhara naam thik hi rakha hai PAANGEBAAZ MUNDA OF CY.

Agar tumne annu ko aur kuch kaha toh main tum ko pata nahin aur kya,kya kahungi :angry2:

Aur tum over smart hone ki koshish kar raheho samjhe larkiya toh hoti hi smart hai u stupid :angry2:

Aur tum apni hadh main raha karo toh hi accha hoga.