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ok every 1 SLLeepy ka questions aur Nadan ka answers sa kuch yu banta hay  :P

nadan aik acchay sa gharanay ma pada hui.wo aik moti si goal matoal si heavy weight bacchy thi.aur phir dakhty hi dakhtay hi dakhtay wo bari ho gay aur aik din os ki shadi ka din bhi apuhuncha.sab kuch thek horaha tha baraat aai aur nadan car ma bath kar rawana ho gay.magar qudrat ko kuch aur hi manzoor tha acchanak rastay ma car kharaab ho gay ab nadan na zabardasti apnay husband ko otar kar kaha ka chalo otro neechay aur car ko dhakka maro bichara mr husband marta kia na karta dhoop ma car ko dhakkay mar raha tha aur moti si nadaan andar car ma bathi chupkay chupkay dil hi dil ma hans rahi thi k khatara car lay ho to ab khud hi dhakka maro.magar thori daar baad nadan ko os par raham aagaya aur khud bhi otar kar car ko dhakka marnay lagi. magar ya kia jasay hi wo car ko dhakka da rahi thi peechay sa aik dangour dog na nadan ko bharkeelay andaaz ma dakha aur phir os na nadan ka peechay doarna shurooh kia magr ya kia nadan na jub kuttay ko dakha to yu zoar sa cheekhnay chilanay lagi ka bichara dog ya situation samajh hi na paya aur darr ka maray bhag gaya.khair dhakka marnay ka doraan nadan bichary ka sandle ki heel toot gai magar nadan na ghussay ma aakar aao dakha na tao doosri heel bhi toar dali.aur lagi car ko dhakka marnay isi waqt waha sa nadan ka aik class fellow SLLeepy cycle par ya gana gatay hua ja raha tha "tum to tahray pardasi saath kia nibhao gay subah pahly gaari sa ghar ko loat jao gay " nadan ko jo is haal ma dakha to nadaan sharam sa pani pani ho gai aur SLLeepy osay dakh kar hansy sa loat poat horaha tha pahlay to nadaan ka dil ma aaya k ja kar sleepy ko thikanay laga da magar phir osay yaad aaya k bachpan ma exames ma cheating karnay ma sleepy na os ki buhut help ki thi ab agar sleepy na ya baat kisi ko bata di to phir kia hoga.khair khuda khuda khuda kar k baraat ghar puhunchy magar ghar aatay hi saas sahiba na hukam dia ka nadaan bati hamaisha mujh sa nazar jhuka kar baat karna q k mary height buhut kum hay so nadan na kaha wo to ma wasay hi karoongi aap itny choti si jo hay. then all happy in the family for ever. 

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wel well well

guys yeah tu app nay sunee Sleepy ke side ke story ab may batatee hon asal may howa kiya tha!!

Nadan ke mom nay Nadan say kaha betee ab itnay Rishtay jo atay hian tumharay tu ab tum bhi han ker he do tu fainaly Nadan bhi man gai... socha ab or degreeyan kiya sir per maron g!! chaloo Piya ghar chaltay hain... per achanak shadi walay din Nadan kay UN say un kay dost nay UN ke garee mang le UN kay dost ko apni ama ko dosray sehar ( city ) lay jan tha or UN kya frnd ke apni gare ka koi bharosa na tha kab chalay kab band ho jai.. is liya yeah favour UN say mangee, ab wo theray naram dil.. UNHON nay foran hamee bhar le!! akher dostee bhi koi cheez hay!!

ab jba rukhsatee kay bad us bewafa car nay apnay rang dekhana shuuro kiya tu Nadan tu khamosh e ho bethee or gusa bhi kiya kay yeah kiya or dhaka laganay say inkar ker diya.. mager jab UNHO nay pore story sunai tu Nadan thora sharminda hoi :down: or mafee mangtee hoi foran UN kay sath help kernay lagee itnay may ek DOGI a gaya Nadan ka tu hal bura ho gaya mager jab ho UN ka sath tu koi masla nahee lakin harangee ke baat Dogi khudhee bhag gaya.. Nadan or UN dono pareshan bad may malom para kay Nadan ka old class fellow sleepy ko dekh ker dogi der ker bhag gaya!!

Nadan nay sucha chalo na tu kam ka na kaaj ka .. is say dhaka he lagwain.. phir sleepy chalo ek kam tu ayya warna school may bhi jo Qs cheat kerwata tha galkat ho jatay tha!!

khaer UN nay sleepy ka buhat thanks kiya!! or Barat Ghar pohanc he gai!!

Per pehlay he din Saso Maa nay kaha betee Nadan.. kuch ho na ho ek baat palay bandh lo.. SUKHEE WOHEE JO BAROO KA ADAB KERAY!!

or Nadan ab itne bhi nadan na the kay apni Sweet se Saso maa ke baat na mantee

is tarhan they Lived Happily Ever After!!

:D...

to sleepy ab zara husyar kinu kay keroo gay jis say panga.. nadan keray g us ko changaaaaaaa!!

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:funnypost::yes: its really nice to hear a true story from your mouth but you ignoreing the rules of my post i say i will aske question and i make the story but as u wish ab kiran ka baray ma kia khayal hay is ka question bhi tayaar hay :P

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NADAN kuch tu kaho...kiya story bani hay tum par..

sleepy jesay dekho sirf girls say interview..nahi ab larkoon say pocho...phir hamari bari..theek..

ya aap bole rahi hay ha friends jub ma na pahly post ki thi ka ma interveiw la raha hu to sanum na mujhay pm kar ka likha tha k please sleepy ya hounor sab sa pahlay mujhay dana magar ab nadan ki kahani dakh kar bhagnay ki koshish kar rahi hay buch ka kaha jao gi waisay bhi ma kisi ko choarnay wala nahi sab ki bari aay gi barabar aay gi but ab number kiran ka hay so os ka baad tumhara number aay ga :P

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Hi SLLeepy

Yehni personalised interview for each member... wow but I hope u dont catch me online :laugh:

Well done a nice innovative idea :yes:

Sx

:( ma to aap ka interveiw lanay manchester bhi aasakta hu kasay nahi dangi aap interveiw aap ka lia to ma dil sa question aur aap ki story banaonga os jasay question aur story aur kisi ki nahi hogi :P

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ok miss kiran get ready here is your interveiw questions!!

1 >agar aap ko aik snake kaat lay aur os ka ilaaj ho ka aap aik mandak"toad" ka shoarba pee lay isi sa aap buch sakti hay to aap kia karangi? marta kia na karta kah kar pee jaingy ya kahangy lanaat ha asy zindagi par jo ka aik mandak ki wajah sa bach sakti ho.?

2 >agar kisi party ma aap ka mouth ma koi mirch ka laddo da day to aap ka foran reaction kia hoga?

3 >agar in age of 30 aap ka baal white ho jay aur aap apnay baccho ki amma ka bajay nani nazar aanay lagay to kia aap kala kola use karangi ya yaa kahangi k allah ka bara shukar hay os ka har kaam ma koi na koi raaz hota hay.?

4 >accha real life ma aap shararati hay ya masoom si bholi bhali hay mari tarah?

5 >agar khanay ma koi cheez nikal aay to kia karty hay cheekh cheekh kar sara ghar sar par otha laty hay ya khamoshi sa plate rakh kar chali jati hay?

6 >kia kabhi class teacher sa bachpan ma aasa thappar khaya hay jo abhi bhi yaad aata hay ?

7 >agar kabhi aap ko kisi jagah par churaal mil jay aur aap ko dakh kar bhag jay to aap apnay baray ma kia kahangi ka q aap ko dakh kar wo bhag gay ha?

8 >ma na suna hay asia ki womens ki zuban buhut lambi hoti hay kia ya such hay?

9 >agar in the day of judgment har kisi sa hisab kitab horaha ho aur aap ko nazar andaaz kia jaraha ho to kia aap protest karangi k mujh sa hisab kitaab jaldi kia jay ya yaa kah kar khamosh rahangi k chalo jitna late ho otna hi accha hay?

10 >kia bachpan ma kabhi gulli danda khala hay?

11 >khushi ma loag kabhi kabhi koi naara lagatay hay jassay ya hooooooo etc aap kasa naara lagati hay ?

12 >this question is for all "har friends ka group ma har aik ka aik khass maqaam hota hay jasay koi maar dhaar ziadah karta hay koi hansanay ma mahir hota hay koi rulanay ma mahir hota hay aap apnay friends ka group ma kis type ki hay" ?

13 >last question is. aap ka khayal ma aap ka in answers sa ma aap ki kasy story banaonga? os kahani ko parh kar aap ko ghussa to nahi aay ga? kahi aasa to nahi hoga ka aap kahangi sleepy ma tumhay..........

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jaldi jaldi answer da da q k aap ki story bhi banany hay and i think sab ko shayad intizar hoga aap ki shaamat aanay tak :P

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yahan kia ho raha hai koi humain bhi batlaye ga :unsure: kiran,nadan ?

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1 >agar aap ko aik snake kaat lay aur os ka ilaaj ho ka aap aik mandak"toad" ka shoarba pee lay isi sa aap buch sakti hay to aap kia karangi? marta kia na karta kah kar pee jaingy ya kahangy lanaat ha asy zindagi par jo ka aik mandak ki wajah sa bach sakti ho.?

hmm... well.. kiya karain zindagi pyari hai... magar haqeeqat main hergis aisa nahi hone dongi ;)

2 >agar kisi party ma aap ka mouth ma koi mirch ka laddo da day to aap ka foran reaction kia hoga?

kuch nahi itna free hoga hi banda tabhi yeh herkat ker gaya/gai.... kuch nahi kahongi Chill water pilongi foran yeh ice cream khalongi... :weep:

3 >agar in age of 30 aap ka baal white ho jay aur aap apnay baccho ki amma ka bajay nani nazar aanay lagay to kia aap kala kola use karangi ya yaa kahangi k Allah ka bara shukar hay os ka har kaam ma koi na koi raaz hota hay.?

Bilkul Allah ka shuker hai jo bhi howa us ke peche koi na koi reason hoga...

4 >accha real life ma aap shararati hay ya masoom si bholi bhali hay mari tarah?

Nahi aap ki tarah to main ho hi nahi sakti :P albatta behat sharati hoon... but limits main mazak kerti hoon her ek ko nishana nahi banati

5 >agar khanay ma koi cheez nikal aay to kia karty hay cheekh cheekh kar sara ghar sar par otha laty hay ya khamoshi sa plate rakh kar chali jati hay?

khamoshi se khanna chor ker uth jati hoon

6 >kia kabhi class teacher sa bachpan ma aasa thappar khaya hay jo abhi bhi yaad aata hay ?

Nahi... Allah ka karam hai hamesha se monitor hi rahi aur up to date rahi teachers ko kabhi moka nahi diya

7 >agar kabhi aap ko kisi jagah par churaal mil jay aur aap ko dakh kar bhag jay to aap apnay baray ma kia kahangi ka q aap ko dakh kar wo bhag gay ha?

Kyon ke main ne AITAL KUSI perhi thi

8 >ma na suna hay asia ki women ki zuban buhut lambi hoti hay kia ya such hay?

Ji unhi loogoo se suna hoga jin ke KAAN chote hote hain.... zahir hai jab baat suni nahi jaigi to zaban to lambi hogi hi na.. waise larke kon se kam hote hain... koi kaam kaha answer to bas wait ker raha hota hai... :P

9 >agar in the day of judgment har kisi sa hisab kitab horaha ho aur aap ko nazar andaaz kia jaraha ho to kia aap protest karangi k mujh sa hisab kitaab jaldi kia jay ya yaa kah kar khamosh rahangi k chalo jitna late ho otna hi accha hay?

Of course main kaise protest ker sakti hoon... wait karongi :down:

10 >kia bachpan ma kabhi gulli danda khala hay?

:o :huh: Main Karachi main rehti hoon kisi Village main nahi :P :laugh:

11 >khushi ma loag kabhi kabhi koi naara lagatay hay jassay ya hooooooo etc aap kasa naara lagati hay ?

Yahoooooooooooo :D

12 >this question is for all "har friends ka group ma har aik ka aik khass maqaam hota hay jasay koi maar dhaar ziadah karta hay koi hansanay ma mahir hota hay koi rulanay ma mahir hota hay aap apnay friends ka group ma kis type ki hay" ?

Versatile nature.. main serious bhi hoon jahan hona chaye aur hansati aur hansti hoon beherhal... mere friends main, main chanchal type friend hoon :rolleyes:

13 >last question is. aap ka khayal ma aap ka in answers sa ma aap ki kasy story banaonga? os kahani ko parh kar aap ko ghussa to nahi aay ga? kahi aasa to nahi hoga ka aap kahangi sleepy ma tumhay..........

hahaha... depends... magar mujhe pori umid hai tum mere liye koi aisi hi story compose karoge jis se main..... :kill:

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good going kiran kia baat hai baray interview dye ja rahay hain :rolleyes: keep it up :)

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bas kiya karain sidd... yahan her ek ko mujhe aur nadan ko janne ka shok hogaya hai :P to aisa to hota hai aise kammo main ;)

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Khush na ho woh tu sab is lye jaan rahay hian taakay tumharay jaisai na hon aur apni ayenda naslon ko bhi aisa na honay dain ;) just kidding ok

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hahahaha :laugh: JALNE WALOON JALOO ..... JALNE KE LIYE DUNIYA MAIN AYYE HO.. :P

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tu jalo na kis nay mana kia hai tumhain :P

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10 >kia bachpan ma kabhi gulli danda khala hay?

:o :huh: Main Karachi main rehti hoon kisi Village main nahi :P :laugh:

wel kkkkkiran agr app kci main hoo tu gelli dandee ka tu pata honaa chaheyee yeh village main nahi city main ziyada kheela jata hai .

wel i think u got ur destination hmm ,bhout sooch samjhee kee answer deyee hain tum nayee kkkkkiran ....lakeen class kee entery mari hai .... :yes:

:inlove: keep it up !

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yeh gilli danda kia hota hai ? :huh: main bhi karachi main hi rehta hoon magar yeh naam tu main nay pehli dafa suna hai ;)

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Hey Sleepy again its for Females only very clever :)

Waqas

yaar that's not fair waqas dekh loo ..........ab hum kiya kaheen larkeeyoon key interview's jisee dekhoo bus gul's aur koi hai hee nahi .........:banghead:

Hey

Why dont we start Interview for males only :D Sleepy ko pooch leen ge wahan par :P

R U Ready?

Waqas :rolleyes:

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Hey Sleepy again its for Females only very clever :)

Waqas

yaar that's not fair waqas dekh loo ..........ab hum kiya kaheen larkeeyoon key interview's jisee dekhoo bus gul's aur koi hai hee nahi .........:banghead:

Hey

Why dont we start Interview for males only :D Sleepy ko pooch leen ge wahan par :P

R U Ready?

Waqas :rolleyes:

HAAN HAAN WAQAS YEH THEEK HAI .....:man:

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SLLeepyism,Nov 4 2003, 01:26 AM]

ya aap bole rahi hay ha friends jub ma na pahly post ki thi ka ma interveiw la raha hu to sanum na mujhay pm kar ka likha tha k please sleepy ya hounor sab sa pahlay mujhay dana ..

Sleepy JHOOTAY kam az kum Ramazan may tu jhoot naa bolo..manay tumhay yeh kab kaha tha woh bhi PM kar kay..ASTAGFIRULLAH

WAQAS mojhay bhi inteezar hai os male interview ka..Sleepy kuch ziyada ochal raha hay..isay chorna nahi iski bhi kahani banni chaheay..

KIRAN acha interview hai..ab dekhain kiya hota hay.. :wacko:

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haha well Sleepy app ke story ka jawab tu dena tha na!!

is liya!!..

wasay i wasn't awear about the rules!!!

anyways...!!

haha male Interview!! wow!!

hey Kiran nice!!

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bus app log thora sa wa8 karen bhoout jalld appp log dekhnee gayee male's key interview's .........joo waqas aur main leen gayee inshallah ,soo join us still there we r be right back .....>>>>>>>>>> :)

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bas kiya karain sidd... yahan her ek ko mujhe aur nadan ko janne ka shok hogaya hai :P to aisa to hota hai aise kammo main ;)

kiya kaha sach kkkkkkiran :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Hey Sleepy again its for Females only very clever :)

Waqas

yaar that's not fair waqas dekh loo ..........ab hum kiya kaheen larkeeyoon key interview's jisee dekhoo bus gul's aur koi hai hee nahi .........:banghead:

Hey

Why dont we start Interview for males only :D Sleepy ko pooch leen ge wahan par :P

R U Ready?

Waqas :rolleyes:

HAAN HAAN WAQAS YEH THEEK HAI .....:man:

ok yaar ma to males ko bachana chahta tha magar ab tum itna insist kar rahay ho lagta hay tum dono ko buhut jaldi hay inter veiw danay ki ok for you insist sanum ka interveiw thora sa late kar loonga ab number aata hay r@dhey ka tum sa ma buhut thoray sa question poochonga waisay bhi mujhay patta hay tum kitnay pany ma ho :P

aur sab sa ziadah interesting interveiw aur story banay gi waqas ki magar waqas ka interveiw ma sab sa aakhir ma is lia loonga ka os ka baad shayad wo mujhay coolyar ma zinda na choray gay :P

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