a1b2c3 0 Posted November 3, 2003 GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted November 6, 2003 Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated. Lily : So what do you do? Sam : I close my eyes. Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water? Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week. Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake? Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it? Man : I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank? Little boy : I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars. Man : Why should I pay you so much? Little boy : Because bank directors are always highly paid Enjoy.. :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted November 8, 2003 Thanks, you get some more very soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted November 11, 2003 NaDaN here is some more. "Are you chewing gum?" "No, I'm John Smith." "I want to buy a dress to put on around the house." "Yes, Madam. How large is your house?" "What are you going to be when you graduate?" "An old man" "I spent three years in college taking medicine." "Are you well now?" -- This the one I like most "Do you say a prayer before you eat?" "No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook." Enjoy.. :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 12, 2003 haha funny a1b2c3 ilike this one "What are you going to be when you graduate?" "An old man" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted November 13, 2003 How about these onces? "I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner." "Who wants to eat friends?" "We are having mother for dinner, darling." "Make sure she's well done." "I want some rat poison." "Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?" Enjoy.. :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted November 13, 2003 lolll. great jokes abc123 !!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted December 26, 2003 Two cows were looking over a gate. One said to the other, "What do you think about this mad cow disease?" The other cow looked over and replied, "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 27, 2003 lolllll cow bhi jahaz hui wi hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
