Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 It was once found on CY Notice Board written: Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 At the Last day at school for Winter Vacation rythm: i cant wait to go back home. mishi: why? u going somewhere? rythm: oh yeah! going to watch that latest movie, "Closed For the Winter" :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 Biology Teacher: How do you make eyes light up? mansoor: Shine a torch in an ear! :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 sanum: Why did u bring one thermos full of water and another that is empty? Nadan: It's because I don't know if i'll be thirsty or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Teacher: Never make the same mistake twice rukh: Thats y I'm too busy making newones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Teacher: How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska? Slleepy: First you go out and cut a hole in the ice. Then, you line the hole with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted November 20, 2003 Teacher: Never make the same mistake twicerukh: Thats y I'm too busy making newones. B) bilkul sahee jawab diya rukh nai :D time kam kam zyada ..jo nahi ho raha os ko choro ..agay walai ko pakro ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sidd 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Ek baar ek andhi,langri aur ganji garden main bethi hui theen Andhi ka naam tha KIRAN, Langri ka naam tha NADAN aur Ganji ka naam RUKH tha. Teenon aapas main baatein ker rahay thay. KIRAN (andhi) : woh dekho saamnay darakht per phool laga hua hai !!! NADAN (lungri) : main bhaag ker lay aati hoon !!! RUKH (ganji) : haan aur main apnay sar main laga loon gi In Love :wub: " S I D D " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted November 20, 2003 ..... Idhar kia koee ArthoPedics kee class hoOoo rahee hai or i m mistakenly enetered to "surgical outdoor" ??? :D let me read it all till tehn HelOoo everY bUdddy :hi: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 20, 2003 hahaha sidd> gr8 joke....... i didnt know that rukh was GANJEE very funny. got some more to share? ;) mansoor> zaroor zaroor. aap kee stories bhee likhe huee hain :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Great Sidd and Meeri!! :D..! Asim and Sania's and Mishi's And Shabo's were too good!1 hey Thanks Sidd!! :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted November 20, 2003 Ek baar ek andhi,langri aur ganji garden main bethi hui theenAndhi ka naam tha KIRAN, Langri ka naam tha NADAN aur Ganji ka naam RUKH tha. Teenon aapas main baatein ker rahay thay. KIRAN (andhi) : woh dekho saamnay darakht per phool laga hua hai !!! NADAN (lungri) : main bhaag ker lay aati hoon !!! RUKH (ganji) : haan aur main apnay sar main laga loon gi In Love :wub: " S I D D " :laugh: @SIDD MEERI > chalo app ko bhi moqa milla attac k kernai ka :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 20, 2003 han Rukh ab kitna khush ho gay sakon ke neend say soin gay hain na bablo tabloo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted November 20, 2003 nadan hahahahahahahahaahahahah fiker na ker ziker na ker .. apna attack sub finsh :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted November 20, 2003 Ek baar ek andhi,langri aur ganji garden main bethi hui theenAndhi ka naam tha KIRAN, Langri ka naam tha NADAN aur Ganji ka naam RUKH tha. Teenon aapas main baatein ker rahay thay. KIRAN (andhi) : woh dekho saamnay darakht per phool laga hua hai !!! NADAN (lungri) : main bhaag ker lay aati hoon !!! RUKH (ganji) : haan aur main apnay sar main laga loon gi In Love :wub: " S I D D " :laugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 20, 2003 kyaaaaaa? oh no rukh. not at all...... i'm really sorry. apun to tumhee k attack say waisay he darta hay. hum to geederd kee tarah hain jo moqa dhoondnay par he attack kartay hain warna humaree yeh himmat aap ka muqabla karnay kee? and Nadan, ab skoon kee neend kya paraishaanee kee neend soaoon ga :( aur waisay aap nay sidd ko kis cheez ka thanx aur phool dya tha? aap par joke bananay ka? :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Teacher:How do some men avoid making a wrong career move? sidd: They never get a job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Statistics Teacher: Slleepy How could you end unemployment? Slleepy: I'd put all the men on one island and all the women on another. Teacher: And what would they be doing then? Slleepy: Building boats! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Biology Teacher: Why do women live longer than men? ooky:Someone has to stick around and clean up after them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Teacher: Whats the capital of Pakistan? rukh: 'P'! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 20, 2003 After the punishment in class Nadan: You know, What's the difference between a Train and Teacher? Kiran: No! Nadan: A train says, "Chew, Chew!" and a Teacher says, "Spit the gum out!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Teacher: What number comes after 8? sanum: 10 Teacher: Howcome? sanum: Because 7 ate nine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted November 21, 2003 Our new teacher sanum was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, rythm stood up. sanum:Do you think you're stupid, rythm? rythm:No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself! :P Meeri double BIIZTEEEE wasay jokes bohat achay hain.. Plz yeh phycology wala title clear kar doo..PM may batana acha.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 21, 2003 samajh naheen aee kya matlab aap ka? konsa sa psychology title aur us kee kya samajh naheen aee? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
