NaDaN 0 Posted November 26, 2003 aray acha na honay ka sawal he peda nahee hota ..mere tu hansee control may nahee a rahe IQ-BAL.GUJR-TI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 26, 2003 jes jes.. sab zber10!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 28, 2003 TEACHER: Sleepy, why do you always get so dirty? Sleepy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" NaDaN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and the same time." Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" Meeri : "Because George still had the axe in his hand Teacher : In Egypt there is a place where Mummies are preserved? Rukh : But Ma'aM ny dad never been to Egypt.. Teacher: wats the Point?..No. Why do you ask that? Rukh : Well, where did he get my mummy then? Teacher: Waqas, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother Asim's. Did u copy his? Waqas: No, teacher, it's the same dog! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted November 28, 2003 hahahahha NADAN main waqye bohat INTELIGENT hon ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 28, 2003 yes Rukh no doubt.. acha ab Mansoor ke ram kahanee suno.. Teacher: hamaray mulk main 10 airport hain, 25 railway stations hain, 110 bus stations hain to meri age batao ? Mansoor: sir 32 years, Teacher: oh brilliant, but how did u guess ? Mansoor: my Friend Sidd is 16 years old OR WO ADHA PAGAL HAI hay na sachi or kharee baat .. :D.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Fati zabar10 Nadan ab tumhari khair nahi kal Sidd nay khob tapa howa jawab dena hai.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 28, 2003 haha kher hay wo jo marze kha lain hum baaz thore na ain gay :D.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted November 30, 2003 A Kid MEERI with a few packages in his arms asked a passer-by, "Will you open the gate for me?" The passer-by said, "Of course, sonny." The kid replied, "Thanks. The gate was just painted and I didn't want to get my hands messy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted November 30, 2003 Kiran: What time is it when Dracula goes to the dentist? Rhthm: I don't know. Kiran: Tooth hurty (2:30) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted November 30, 2003 Dad: Zoom, what do you want for your birthday? Zoom: Just a radio with a sports car around it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted November 30, 2003 Teacher: Waqas, your composition on "My Dog"is exactly the same as your brother's Asim. Did you copy his? Waqas: No, teacher, it's the same dog! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted November 30, 2003 lollll.. great joke @ NaDaN .. Sidd 16, and ada pagal .. @ tooth hurty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted December 1, 2003 > Angry sidd-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga mita dunga mita dunga. sleepy standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga. nadan: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000 letters in it? rukh: Post office. waqas on cycle hit kiran accidentally, kiran says, break nahi mar saktay thay kya?" waqas replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....." mansoor zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, aur soch rahay thay " YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI" aimon: doctor mansoor help me, mein jab baat karti huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr mansoor : Aaisa kab hota hai? aimon: Phone karte waqt. > Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted December 1, 2003 Fati good oay specially piano walla... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted December 1, 2003 :) thnx sanum jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak rythm jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, sanum ne pucha ki ulta kyon latki ho, rythm boli oye side B gaa rahi hun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted December 1, 2003 Aimon asks Mansoor " dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?" "Sure" replies Mansoor "What's ur phone no?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted December 1, 2003 waqas on cycle hit kiran accidentally, kiran says,break nahi mar saktay thay kya?" waqas replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 1, 2003 :) thnx sanum jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak rythm jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, sanum ne pucha ki ulta kyon latki ho, rythm boli oye side B gaa rahi hun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 8, 2003 haha Fati.. GIVE ME A RING Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 11, 2003 Ha Class still celebrating Holidays... ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sobia 0 Posted December 11, 2003 wow nadan!! i submitted just a fantastic post!! :) i have read all the 14 pages n hasee mera bura haal ho gaya hay !! very good balke bohat he ache jokes hay kuch jokes 2 yimes reapeat bhee howe hain!!! well ek baat dekh ker hairaani howee woh yeh k mein Cy k intelligent students mein se nahee coz mein absent bohat hoti hoon :(!! heheh! well nice!! meeri aap k jokes bhee fantastic the! n fati your's were also good!! especiall pizza hut wala! u know i am not feeling well thats y my mood was serious n u ppl made me laugh n now i am feeling good! :) thankyou all!!! this cup is for all the members of coolyaar woh participated in this topic !! ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sobia 0 Posted December 11, 2003 ohh soorrrry u submitted the topic nadan ! sorry :$ mistake ho gayee start mein i thin that was also a joke :funny: ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
