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Meeri lagta hai wahan akar samjhana paray gaa.. :banghead:

bhii har waqat PHYCHOLOGY ko mojh say relate kiyooon kartay hoo..

zara flash back karain gay k mojhay kuch yaad nahi DOCTOR SAHIB

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oh jee meeri Sidd mere Buraee nahee kertay :P.. poch lain ager wo inkar kerain tab b wo jhoot bol rahey hon gay ...:D..

nahee nahee just kidding..

actully he said its noce effort so i was thanking him!! :)

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meeri > dont worry meray attack itnay khternak nahi kai app ki neendain ur jain :P

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Father.(ghussay see) meeri!!!!!yeh result hai tumhara!!!.class main tum 20veen no. per ayee hoo.

Meeri....Aubbo kia app ko iss baat per shukar nahin karna chahyee keh class main sirf 20 buchay thay:D

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TEACHER: Meeri, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

meeri: You told me to do it without using tables!-

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nice gupshup going.....

meray pass koi joke nahi :down:

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mm Fati tu kiya howa.. meray pass b nahee hain :P..

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TEACHER : RUKH or NADAN :angry: STAND UP PLZ BOTH OF U ! kion ler rahee hain app donoo ..?

NADAN > misssss RUKH nai mera pen ley lya hai or yeh ab dey nahi rahee wapus :weep:

TEACHER > RUKH app nai NADAN ka pen kion liya hai :o wapus kerain unhain :angry:

RUKH> miss kal app nai khud kaha tha dosroon ki ACHI cheezain ADOPT kernee cheye

mujhai nadan ka pen acha laga maini lay lya ;)

writtin by ~ RUKH ~

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haha Zaber10 Rukh..

per Mera pen wapis doooooo :weep:

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Teacher To Sidd

Why Bicycle Can't stands on its Own..!!

Sidd: Ma'aM.. Cus it is two-Tired...

:laugh:

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Teacher To Rukh

Who Is Sagar Saddique..!

Rukh A backward Poet Who Wrote Inverse!!..

:lol:

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Teacher To Waqas

Wat Santa's Helper are called!..

Waqas Santa's SubOrdinate Clauses!!

:D :D :D :D

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Asim To Teacher .

Ma'aM is it ok to use the AM radio after noon!!?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Teacher To Rukh

Who Is Sagar Saddique..!

Rukh A backward Poet Who Wrote Inverse!!..

:lol:

:yes::laugh::yippee::hello: @ nadan

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Teacher asked CY Class

Why Chicken Cross The Road!?

Fati

Ma'aM..it is Poultry in Motion..

:laugh:

Kiran

Ma'aM..To Die In Rain.. yes Exactly..!!

:laugh:

Shabo

Ma'aM..It is the nature of Chicken to cross the Road.. why You worry!!

:laugh:

Meeri

Ma'aM..It was a Historical Inevitable

:laugh:

Sanum

Ma'aM..To Boldly go Where no Chicken Has Gone Before

:laugh:

Sania

Ma'aM..Oh I Missed One..!!?

:laugh:

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Dr. Mansoor To NaDaN at CY Medical Clinic..!!

Your Friend Sleepy is so stupid...

NaDaN Oh Why Dr. Mansoor

Dr. Mansoor He tried to commit Suiside!!

NaDaN oh thats Bad!

Dr. Mansoor no the bad part is..He tried to Commit Suiside By Jumping Out Of his basement Window

NaDaN Oh DanM..!! Why Not Roof!! ..

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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lo ji nadan. ab tu jokes ap ke pass bhi hain :down: :)

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tu Kiya howa Ffatii,,, Fiker na Ker Ziker na Ker..!!

bus search ker!! :P

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hey CY CLASS is on strick they need their EIDIS!!!

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:)

Teacher: what does a lonely banana say?

Asim: i m a "kela"

Teacher: What did the green peas say?

Waqas: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.

Teacher: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?

Mansoor: "Aaloo?"

Teacher: Where do cauliflowers hang out?

Meeri: In the Gobi desert.

Teacher: What are call-boxes for ghosts called?

Shabo: B(h)ooths

Teacher: What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?

Nadan: Angoora

Teacher: What is a vegetables favourite love song?

Rukh: Love me tinda.

Teacher: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?

Sidd: Why do phools fall in love?

Teacher: What did the fat car say?

Kiran: I'm a mota car

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Fati :laugh: good Buddy!!

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Mishi: What did the confused egg say?

Rythm: I don't unda-stand.

Mansoor: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?

Aimon: Jhinga Bells.

Rabbia: What did the half eaten naan say?

Xcuseme: I wish I was puri.

Aimon: What did the lonely potato sing?

Zoom: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

Bilal: What language do carrots speak?

Sanum: Gajar-ati.

Innocent: What do you call a bald poet?

Sleepy: Ik-bal.

Cool: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?

Nazish: Pizza - "HUT

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nadan... dekho agar jokes achay na bhi hoon na ..tu hasna zaroor :)

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