rythm 0 Posted December 20, 2003 Coolest aue Sesitive baithe baatain kar rahay thhay.. Coolest: mere Uncle bohat barray Aadmi thhay.. unhoon ne matti jama karke uss se K2 banaya thha. Sensitive: Tum ne DEAD SEA suna hai? usse mere Uncle ne hi maara thha. :laugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 20, 2003 Umair (to nasir): aap se mill kar mujeh bohat khushi hui. Nasir: lakin mujeh koi khushi nahi hui. Umair: ager aap bhi meri tarha jhoot bol dete to apka kia jata ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 20, 2003 Sidd train par safar kar rahay thhay ki nadan Train main aii.. aur apna suit case Sidd ke ouper ke berth par rakh diya.. Sidd: behan apna suit case utha lain .. kahin yeh mere sarr par na girr jaye.. naDan: bhayaa.. apa fikar na karain.. iss main koi tootnay wali cheez nahi hai.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 20, 2003 Sleeepy ( to Umair who is a RAKSHA DRIVER): Pagal khaanay jao gay??? Umair: haan haan kiu nahi ji.. zaroor jaoonga. Sleepy: to jao, mera moun kia dekh rahay ho <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 20, 2003 zaber10 rythm Umair n Sidd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 20, 2003 thanku.. lakin umair aur sidd where? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 20, 2003 i mean Umairs joke Pagal kahany wala or Sidd ka Train wala.. means meray wala BHAYAA :P.. zaber10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 20, 2003 lollll .. yes.. kal main ne parhay thhay yeh.. i cudnt stop laughin.. specialy pagal khanay wala.. aur nadan wala.. dono ki kia beniazi hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sidd 0 Posted December 21, 2003 ;) hehehhe very nice.. (mobby jo thha iss main ) :flower: for u RaBbIe" :flower: its ok so 1 more for ur mobi ;) Rythm : Say you love me! Say you love me! Mobbi : You love me... In Love :wub: " S I D D " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 21, 2003 Sidd Well Said!! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 22, 2003 its ok so 1 more for ur mobi ;) Rythm : Say you love me! Say you love me! Mobbi : You love me... In Love :wub: " S I D D " ha ha ha ha ha great.. mobby ko sunaoongi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 22, 2003 The math teacher Asim saw that little Innocent wasn't paying attention in cy class. He called on him and said, "innocent! What are 4, 2, 28, and 44?" Little innocent quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!" :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sidd 0 Posted December 30, 2003 Yeh bhi suna day na Rythm ;) Rythm : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? Mobi : Sure, what's your phone number?? In Love " S I D D " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 30, 2003 Bus Sidd Moby he na ab kahen a jai!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 30, 2003 hehehehe sidd bhai keep it up.. mere khilaaf mohim jari rakho ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 "An abstract noun," Asim said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch it. Can you give me an example of one?" "Sure," a innocent replied. "My father's new car." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Mishi, what noise does a cow make?" "It goes moo." "Ariba, what noise does a cat make?" "It goes meow." "Sania, what sound does a lamb make?" "It goes baaa." "Sobia, what sound does a mouse make?" "Errr.., it goes.. click!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 'What were you before you came to school, CY CLASS ?' asked the teacher Sidd , hoping that someone would say 'babies.' She was disappointed when all the children cried out, "'Happy'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 'I'd like you to be very quiet today, boys and girls. I've got a dreadful headache.' said Class teacher RUKH. 'Excuse me,' said sanum, 'why don't you do what mum does when she has a headache?' 'What's that ?' 'She sends us out to play.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 Kiran: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. CY Class: Hooray !!!! Kiran: We will have the other half this afternoon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 (edited) English teacher Rythm asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Mudassar handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Mudassar !' yelled Rythm, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !' Edited December 31, 2003 by rythm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 A Quote for CY CLASS! Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone ! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 Shabo:Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Rabbia:Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
