sanum 0 Posted November 21, 2003 Meeri lagta hai wahan akar samjhana paray gaa.. bhii har waqat PHYCHOLOGY ko mojh say relate kiyooon kartay hoo.. zara flash back karain gay k mojhay kuch yaad nahi DOCTOR SAHIB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 21, 2003 oh jee meeri Sidd mere Buraee nahee kertay :P.. poch lain ager wo inkar kerain tab b wo jhoot bol rahey hon gay ...:D.. nahee nahee just kidding.. actully he said its noce effort so i was thanking him!! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted November 21, 2003 meeri > dont worry meray attack itnay khternak nahi kai app ki neendain ur jain :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ariba 0 Posted November 21, 2003 Father.(ghussay see) meeri!!!!!yeh result hai tumhara!!!.class main tum 20veen no. per ayee hoo. Meeri....Aubbo kia app ko iss baat per shukar nahin karna chahyee keh class main sirf 20 buchay thay:D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ariba 0 Posted November 21, 2003 TEACHER: Meeri, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? meeri: You told me to do it without using tables!- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted November 21, 2003 nice gupshup going..... meray pass koi joke nahi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 21, 2003 mm Fati tu kiya howa.. meray pass b nahee hain :P.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted November 22, 2003 TEACHER : RUKH or NADAN STAND UP PLZ BOTH OF U ! kion ler rahee hain app donoo ..? NADAN > misssss RUKH nai mera pen ley lya hai or yeh ab dey nahi rahee wapus TEACHER > RUKH app nai NADAN ka pen kion liya hai :o wapus kerain unhain RUKH> miss kal app nai khud kaha tha dosroon ki ACHI cheezain ADOPT kernee cheye mujhai nadan ka pen acha laga maini lay lya ;) writtin by ~ RUKH ~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 23, 2003 haha Zaber10 Rukh.. per Mera pen wapis doooooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 23, 2003 Teacher To Sidd Why Bicycle Can't stands on its Own..!! Sidd: Ma'aM.. Cus it is two-Tired... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 23, 2003 Teacher To Rukh Who Is Sagar Saddique..! Rukh A backward Poet Who Wrote Inverse!!.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 23, 2003 Teacher To Waqas Wat Santa's Helper are called!.. Waqas Santa's SubOrdinate Clauses!! :D :D :D :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 23, 2003 Asim To Teacher . Ma'aM is it ok to use the AM radio after noon!!? :laugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted November 23, 2003 Teacher To RukhWho Is Sagar Saddique..! Rukh A backward Poet Who Wrote Inverse!!.. @ nadan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 23, 2003 Teacher asked CY Class Why Chicken Cross The Road!? Fati Ma'aM..it is Poultry in Motion.. Kiran Ma'aM..To Die In Rain.. yes Exactly..!! Shabo Ma'aM..It is the nature of Chicken to cross the Road.. why You worry!! Meeri Ma'aM..It was a Historical Inevitable Sanum Ma'aM..To Boldly go Where no Chicken Has Gone Before Sania Ma'aM..Oh I Missed One..!!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 23, 2003 Dr. Mansoor To NaDaN at CY Medical Clinic..!! Your Friend Sleepy is so stupid... NaDaN Oh Why Dr. Mansoor Dr. Mansoor He tried to commit Suiside!! NaDaN oh thats Bad! Dr. Mansoor no the bad part is..He tried to Commit Suiside By Jumping Out Of his basement Window NaDaN Oh DanM..!! Why Not Roof!! .. :laugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted November 23, 2003 lo ji nadan. ab tu jokes ap ke pass bhi hain :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 24, 2003 tu Kiya howa Ffatii,,, Fiker na Ker Ziker na Ker..!! bus search ker!! :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 25, 2003 hey CY CLASS is on strick they need their EIDIS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted November 26, 2003 :) Teacher: what does a lonely banana say? Asim: i m a "kela" Teacher: What did the green peas say? Waqas: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed. Teacher: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? Mansoor: "Aaloo?" Teacher: Where do cauliflowers hang out? Meeri: In the Gobi desert. Teacher: What are call-boxes for ghosts called? Shabo: B(h)ooths Teacher: What kind of sweaters do grapes wear? Nadan: Angoora Teacher: What is a vegetables favourite love song? Rukh: Love me tinda. Teacher: What did the flower say to its girl-friend? Sidd: Why do phools fall in love? Teacher: What did the fat car say? Kiran: I'm a mota car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted November 26, 2003 Mishi: What did the confused egg say? Rythm: I don't unda-stand. Mansoor: What do shrimps sing on Christmas? Aimon: Jhinga Bells. Rabbia: What did the half eaten naan say? Xcuseme: I wish I was puri. Aimon: What did the lonely potato sing? Zoom: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?" Bilal: What language do carrots speak? Sanum: Gajar-ati. Innocent: What do you call a bald poet? Sleepy: Ik-bal. Cool: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move? Nazish: Pizza - "HUT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted November 26, 2003 nadan... dekho agar jokes achay na bhi hoon na ..tu hasna zaroor :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites