rythm 0 Posted December 18, 2003 Xcusemee: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? Rabbia: That is a military secret. If I told you I would have to kill you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 18, 2003 RUKH:wht is the common thing in all married men? FATI:they all r married :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 18, 2003 haha wha Fati kitnee intellegent niklee! :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 18, 2003 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Asim: Because chickens can't fly; they have to walk to cross the road. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 18, 2003 Shabo: How many boys does it take to solve this summ.. (2+2=?) Mishi: its impossible for them to solve it. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 18, 2003 Waqas:How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? Kiran: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 18, 2003 Why do birds fly south? NaDaN :Because it's too far to walk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted December 19, 2003 Waqas:How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? Kiran: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 19, 2003 :D aur millay jokes to send karoongi filhaal :( hehehe RaBbIe" :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 19, 2003 Umair: meri biwi to paise ko haath ka mail samajhti hai. innocent: to iss main pareshani ki kia baat hai.. Umair: pareshani ki baat yeh hai ki woh bohat safai pasand hai :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 19, 2003 Asim: meri zindagi main aisa bhi waqat aya hai jab main khud ko ghar ka badshah samajhta hoon. Waqas: kab???? Asim: jab meri biwi ghar par nahi hoti Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 19, 2003 3 ghaiib dimagh profesors (sidd, meeri, Munni bhai) railway station par guftugu kar rahay thhay. woh batoon main itne khoye huay thhay ki Train anay ki bhi khabar nahi hui unko.. kuch minute baad jab Train ne zor se vesil bajaya to Sidd aur Meeri chonkay aur baagh kar kisi tarha Train par charh hi gaye.. lakin Munni Bhai Train ke peechhay bhagnay lagay.. NaDaN ne kaha ki Bhai next Train par challay jana.. to MunniBhai sahab bolay: main to next Train main chala jaoon lakin unka kia hoga jo mujeh Station tak chhornay aye thhay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 20, 2003 Rythm Cha Gai hain Jjanab zaber10 esp..(sidd, meeri, Munni bhai) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 20, 2003 A CY teacher was observing her classroom of Student while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to NaDaN who as working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. NaDaN replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, NaDaN replied, "They will in a minute." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 20, 2003 One day Kiran was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." Kiran thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 20, 2003 (edited) CY STUDENTS had all been photographed, and the teacher Umair was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Rythm she's a lawyer,' or That's Mansoor. He's a doctor.' That's Rukh, she's Married.." A small voice of Sidd at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. he's dead." Edited December 20, 2003 by NaDaN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 20, 2003 A Shabo was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." Meeri Said: "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" Waqas shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 20, 2003 The CY Student were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school where they wnet for one day educatinal visit, for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Asim had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 20, 2003 loll Take all you want. God is watching the apples. funny .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 20, 2003 (edited) Nadan ne apni naghbour kiran se aik kitab mangi. to kiran kehne lagi behan main Kitaab diya nahi karti.. apko parhni hai to mere ghar main hi parh lain.. kuch din baad Kiran nadan ke ghar gai aur jhaaro mangnay lagi.. Nadan ne kaha,, behan main kisi ko jhaaro nahi deti .. apko jitni jhaaro deni ho mere ghar main de dain .. Edited December 20, 2003 by rythm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 20, 2003 Rythm( patient) ne poochha Docor sahab kia baat hai aap ne kamray ke saaray parday kiu diraye huay hain.. Doctor ne bataya ki hospital ke samne wali building main aag lag gai thhi.. Rythm: lakin aag ka pardoon se kia taa'luq? Doctor: actaully mujeh darr thha ki operation ke baad jab apko hosh ayega to aap aag dekh kar kahin yeh na samajh lain ki aap doosri duniya man pohanch chukki hain :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
