Customer's are always right!

[Shabo 0]

Here are some conversations, from Microsoft, which have actually taken place between help desk people and their customers:

Hahahaha          they r hilarious.... enjoy!!

Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy

inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel

inside."

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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're

open 24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."

Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."

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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up

menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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Customer: "I received the software update you sent,but I am

still getting the same error message."

Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to

work?"

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Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."

Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."

Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it

says."

Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery

disk'."

Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer: "What?"

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer "No..."

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Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech Support: ?@#$

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Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,

can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

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Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer: "A white one."

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Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."

Customer: "How do you spell that?"

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Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?"

Customer: "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)

Tech Support: "Well then we can't-"

Customer: "It says 'no dial tone'."

Tech Support: "That's because you're on the line with me right now.

You need to-"...."

Customer: "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just

have to try a few times, and it will let me through."

Tech Support: "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right

now because you're on the phone with me."

Customer: "It must be busy. I'll try again later."

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Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"

Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the

grocery store."

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Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"

Customer: "Pentium."

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Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal

abortion."

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Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

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Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?"

Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support: "Well?"

Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"

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Customer: "I have a long distance modem."

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Customer: "I don't have a space bar

Hahaha

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[i_m_adaa 0]

Nice Contribution:)Waisey mera apna haal bhi in se mukhtalif nahin tha when I was introduced to computers:)

[kierca7 0]

Salaam

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA  :D  :D  :D

Hello Shabo that really is too funny

the sad thing is i also felt a bit like that when i first

started using my computer :(

[cooooolll 0]

salam

ahahahahahahhahahahhah!

[Shabo 0]

Thanks friends for commenting, glad u liked the post!!

Hey u guys CANT have been sooo gulliable??? K7.......well maybe?!!!!!!!!!!

Although do watch out.. I CAN see your screen too

:;): ..... lol

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[Waqas 48]

:D  :D  :D  :D

They are really Funny

Thanks Shabo

WiseGuy

[rabbia 0]

:D  :D  :D  :D

They are really Funny

Thanks Shabo

WiseGuy

i agree with webmaster thay r really very cool +funny infact i must say they r hot

[Shabo 0]

Thanks Waqas & Rabbia...

Hot?? hahaha

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[fzawan 0]

Although i have read this before but its always fun to read it again. Nice contribution shabo

[Shabo 0]

Thanks.... make sure u dont read it again then  :p

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[Waqas 48]

Thanks Waqas & Rabbia...

Hot?? hahaha

Sx

[rabbia 0]

 :inlove:   salam 2 all,

[@irborne 0]

walakam  

          lolzzzz@shaboooo  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D    :   

abh theek hai take care keep smilng

aiRboRne :smoke: