a1b2c3 0 Posted March 12, 2004 After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. He wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with his new lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place. His wife agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at the apartment to pack up her things. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive carpet. Finally, they could not take it any longer and decided to move. They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home........ including the curtain rods. DO NOT MESS WITH A WOMAN!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted March 12, 2004 a1b2c3 :D hannn yarrrr ONLY male mmeber area ka idea bhut zeberdast hai ..... cOol yar main aisee jaga zaroori hai jahan ham Loog apassp/b] kee batain kar sakian :P Acha joo Post kai hai woo bheee theek hai ,, main iss par detailed comments bad main doon ga see ya laterz MansOor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cooooolll 0 Posted March 12, 2004 :D @ mansoor maen bhi comments baad mein dun ga mansoooor aik helmet meray liye bhi letay ana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted March 13, 2004 cooooolll: Be brave dont be afraid of females. If you give them respect then you don't need helmat Mansoor: When I started this purpose was not start Male only area, purpose was FUN. But now I think "Males only" is not a bad idea. Anyway waiting for your detail comments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted March 15, 2004 Ok here is another one. One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, Angel appeared and asked," Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. Then Angel went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" Angel asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." Angel again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" he asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." Angel went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" Angel asked. The woodcutter replied," Yes." Angel was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily. One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out,Angel again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Angel , my wife has fallen into the water!" Angel went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" he asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. Angel was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me Angel . It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But Angel , I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so *that's* why I said 'yes' this time. The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honourable and useful reason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 16, 2004 :mad: acha Khilafff wo b Hamaray! Paker lain Paker Lain may tu Ider A Gai Nikal ker dekhain!! :yippee: :yippee: :yippee: Get Out of My Way warna nechay a jain gay :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted March 16, 2004 Nadan Yeh in larkon ko lagta hai Zamnay ki Hawa lag gai hai jo aisi batain kar rahay hain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted March 16, 2004 Â Get Out of My Way warna nechay a jain gay :D NaDaN: Kia you don't know how to drive? or you were in hurry and forget your glasses at home? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted March 16, 2004 oops sorry ;) kya hai k i am typical pakistani :P bahar board par likha tha k no female please B) which is enough that made me do that wasay bhi ham gulz ne socha k zara dekh lain k aap guyz kuch gallat tu nahi kar rahay :o i mean smoking etc :D ok agar tea ka irada ho tu hamari khidmaat hazir hain :) ham sab larkiyaan chaeey penay k leay aajaeen ge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted March 17, 2004 Sorry Sanum tea is already finished. Now when ever you people prepare we all will come - (sub tea kay lay hoon gay hazir - dakh loo awaz day kar) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted March 17, 2004 Oyeee Yaa larkian idhar "HAMARAY" ROOm main kia kar rahee hain :mad: Gals !!!!!!!!!!! :!: Darwaza Uss taraf hai :D ham logoon nay Kuch Private batain karnee hain ..... ;) MansOor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 17, 2004 Mansoor Yeah app nay Buhat Galat Kiya ab hum tu nahee jain gay!! han A1B2C3 app ko kasay pata chala may tu apni SUNGLASSES ghar he bhool aii! :D.. or Khabar dar jo mere Drivinbg skills per unglee uthee!! nechay a jain gay warna :D.. Mansoor may tu Sanum say Skote udhar lay ker aii hon! or app kay saray Room may chalon g! :D ZnnNnNNnNnnN ZnNnNNnNnNnN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted March 17, 2004 woo sun glass ki nahi nazar k chasmay ki baat ker raaha hai :P rastay mein kilaein dal do mansoor in ki bike panchar ho jay gee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted March 17, 2004 aur haan mein idher nahi hoon na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted March 17, 2004 Mansoor> bhai main to yahin rahoon gi i m ur sis remember sho i'll stay here with u kahin ap akaylay na rah jain is liay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 17, 2004 Rabbia good work bus akelay nahee chorna :D warna hamare burainyan shuru ho jain g Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted March 17, 2004 ahaaoon hanoonnnn ....... yaa ROOm maain Itna DHUWANN kuin haiiii .. i cant breath .......................... :o Uff nadan yaa appp hamray room main Scooter layy karr aa gyeee Kuch tooo hamaree sehat ka khial krain ?? :D rabbia SIS kaisee hain appp ? i saw u one day on chat and when i just going to talk to u .. u just venished :D Khair ...... Abb App bheee "intruderz" kay sath mill gayeen hain ... too phir mera Khail hai main hee chalta hoon :D MansOor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted March 17, 2004 :) when did u see me bhai? alhamdulilah i m fine ! NaDaN> Fikar Not Ji :) i'll b reporting to Headquaters 4 each and every step :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted March 17, 2004 woo sun glass ki nahi nazar k chasmay ki baat ker raaha hai :P rastay mein kilaein dal do mansoor in ki bike panchar ho jay gee Yes agree it is "Nazar Ka Chasmay" not sunglasses. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted March 17, 2004 :) when did u see me bhai? alhamdulilah i m fine ! NaDaN> Fikar Not Ji :) i'll b reporting to Headquaters 4 each and every step :P Mansoor becarefull some JASOOS (infact jasoosni) are in the roop of SIS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted March 17, 2004 :D rabbia .. :D a1b2c3 ;) OOoohhhh Acha let me watch out :ph34r: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted March 17, 2004 Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted March 20, 2004 Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?" The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law." The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted March 21, 2004 Chasmayke Zaroorat tu in Male ko the Joke walay i onle wear SubGlasses! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
