sanum 0 Posted May 17, 2004 (edited) :hi: Friends Ye aap sab ka topic hai...Every one is welcome to take part. yahan hum different situation dain gay aur members ne ye batana hai k woh us situation ko kesey handle karain gay....weekly ye situations change hoon gi SItuations 1)If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive, or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? ;) 2)aap ghair me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay B) ek anda woh bhi ganda 3)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? :P aap sab bhi apni situations yahan post kar saktey ho nahi tu main next week ye change kar doon gi Edited May 21, 2004 by sanum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waqas 48 Posted May 18, 2004 wow nice topic sanum , see im te first reader and replier of this topic Questions kuch zayda hi terhe hain or answers bhi ....waise hi hone chahyee ;) 1)If you had a choice of being either really rich but unattractive,or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? These days Money Attracts ... people see $ not the look so can think of first option too but i'll not ...i'll wait for the third option :D (rich + awsome look) 2)aap ghair me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay ek anda woh bhi ganda :o Lo ye ghar wale sub kahan bhag gayee? wo bhi itni barish main or car tu gahr main hai ... ab bhok lag hi gayee hai tu jahan wo dawat urane bhage hain wahin bhag jawonga main bhi barish main ... itne arse baad tu barish ho rahe hai bheg bhi gayee tu kia hua :P 3)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? Film tu pehle hi flop karwa di app ne film ke end main hero ko marwa kar ;) ab jaise marzi mare wo film tu flop hai :D jahan uski heroein kood kar mari hai wahin kood jana chahyee usse bhi :P Well done Sanum Once again, and thanks Guys for liking my answers lol WK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted May 18, 2004 (edited) oh sanum :o tumharay is topic ideaskay peechay kon see industry kam ker rahee hay ;) well thrilling idea :D If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive, or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? mmmm waysay to mujhay yeh option chenger kernay ka ikhtyar chaeye .. :D ager majboor hay kay in main say hee choos kerna hay to 2 one is better B) 2)aap ghair me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay ek anda woh bhi ganda wah wah kia scene hay cut oyeee :D 1 one option main to waysay hee tum nay mujhay gareeb ker diya hay is ley fridge say ganday anday or woh bhi aik hee niklay ga ..:D khair main bhi baree chalak hoon B) main ahista ahosta qadam berhaoon gee or umbrela pakeroon gee ..us kay bad apnay gher say bahir aaon gee or phir aik awaz ayee gee TING TONG ... koi poochay ga kon ? main kahoon gee :main app ki parosan zara aik anda to udhar dejeye ga app bhi kal hum say aloo lay ker gaye thay ;) 3)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? hahahah mera bus chalay to story shroo honay say pehlay hee maar doon hero kay bachay ko :D main hero ko sherum say CHULO BHER PANI main doob mernay ki moot dikhaoon gee :P Edited May 18, 2004 by rukh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HamZaad 0 Posted May 18, 2004 1)If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive, or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? I will like to swich over b/w these two daily...hai na aqal ki baat.. ;) 2)aap ghair me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay ek anda woh bhi ganda mae pizza delivery waloon ko phone ker kay pizza mangwa loon ga... hi na aqal ki baat... 3)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? film kay akhir mae heroin ko makeup kernay say mana ker doon ga...hero film main hi nahi balkeh asli mer jay ga...aour fees bh bach jay ge....hai na aqal ki baat... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted May 18, 2004 :o Lo ye ghar wale sub kahan bhag gayee? wo bhi itni barish main or car tu gahr main hai ... ab bhok lag hi gayee hai tu jahan wo dawat urane bhage hain wahin bhag jawonga main bhi barish main ... itne arse baad tu barish ho rahe hai bheg bhi gayee tu kia hua :P : waqas nice answers lakin yeh scene ghalat ho gya gare ka tyre puncture tha app kis terha ja saktay hain :D .. replay ho ga app kay scene ka :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
munnibhai 0 Posted May 18, 2004 1: i would choose 1st option as today money is everything 2: i would make a cup of tea and i think i can stay for 5 hours on a cup of tea 3: main larki ko misguide ker k hero ko marvaa doon ga.. Mozer say.. pooray ka poora magzine khaali ker deti Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
munnibhai 0 Posted May 18, 2004 (edited) now i ask 1: let say u love a girl and come to know that she is already engaged then what will u do. 2: u r alon at home and suddenly lights go out and u r surrounded by robbers and there is not way out mean no communication system available. what will u do 3: someone slaps you...and you are weaker then him. what aould you do on the sopt and after that Edited May 19, 2004 by munnibhai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waqas 48 Posted May 18, 2004 waqas nice answers lakin yeh scene ghalat ho gya gare ka tyre puncture tha app kis terha ja saktay hain :D .. replay ho ga app kay scene ka :D bar bar barish main bhej kar bemar karwana hai kia? ;) koi reply nahin if u missed the scene :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted May 19, 2004 Sanum.. Tareef is Topic ke Jis Ko Sanum na Banaya :)... nice Hypothatiical Situations!... let me get started! :) SItuations 1)If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive, or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? Well I think I only have These Two Choices.. Further then wat i Really have! so i Dont think i ll chose Either of these! Cus I am Happy wid Wat I Have :) Allha ka karam hay Mujh per :) 2)aap ghair me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay ek anda woh bhi ganda Lo Sanum yeah tu koi baat nahe! akser asa hota hay1 bus Barish nahe hote! .. neways ma Anda choor Baraf per dehan don g! wo mil gai tu Barish ma bhegna kay sath sath wo khaon g! .. a perfect thing to eat! ICE 3)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? mm moot!.. shyed simple medical Death Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted May 19, 2004 hey Rukh Waqas HamZaad Good replyes! MunoBhai! Very realistic! :) Ok Now Answers For MuniBahi's Qs..! 1: let say u love a girl and come to know that she is already engaged then what will u do. Well in ma case! Engagement ka koi masla nahe!! ma Us Larke ko bolo g! I still love You!.. (well this Q only valid for Boys!) 2: u r alon at home and suddenly lights go out and u r surrounded by robbers and there is not way out mean no communication system available. what will u do well I might b able to get advantage of power failure and try to RUN if possible! 3: someone slaps you...and you are weaker then him. what aould you do on the sopt and after that I ll Cry.. Cry Cry Cryyyy and then after that I ll Say Thanks to God!.. cus kisi na dekha nahe mujh ko thaper khatay howa :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sobia 0 Posted May 21, 2004 1)If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive, or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? hmmm mein jaise hoon waise sahee hoon koi bhee option nahee slect karoongee ! 2)aap ghair me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay ek anda woh bhi ganda o0o0o waise i dont like anda ! potatoes kis kaam k liye hain i will make french fries yum yum ;) 3)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? mein us ko moze(socks) sunga doongee then he will be ;) Waqas bhai your answers r very interesting ! Sanum very good bohat ache :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted May 21, 2004 wow wow kiya mazay mazay k replies hain specially question number 3 ka munnibhai>>>main jald reply karoon gi aap ki situations pe next week inhain add kar gi apni situation k sath B) Rukh n baki sab jald hi koi achi situations socho na ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waqas 48 Posted May 22, 2004 Shukran for liking my reply now i ask1: let say u love a girl and come to know that she is already engaged then what will u do. Ye to single sided love hua na ya phir only crush, normally ehi hota hai dulhe ko mar do ya khud mar jawoo :D but i'll do nothing. 2: u r alon at home and suddenly lights go out and u r surrounded by robbers and there is not way out mean no communication system available. what will u do Ane do zara ander unheen dekh lenge sub ko bari bari ;) 3: someone slaps you...and you are weaker then him. what aould you do on the sopt and after that I'll do nothing agar wo bhi weaker hua mujh se tu :angel: agar ghusa aa gaya tu apne se stong ko bhi slap kar donga :) Nice Questions Munnibhai Waqas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sobia 0 Posted May 22, 2004 : let say u love a girl and come to know that she is already engaged then what will u do. ohhh i am a girl tooo ;) 2: u r alon at home and suddenly lights go out and u r surrounded by robbers and there is not way out mean no communication system available. what will u do I will pray to ALLAH ohh ALLAH please save me n than wohi hota jo ALLAH chahta! 3: someone slaps you...and you are weaker then him. what aould you do on the sopt and after that MEin us ko doosra chick bhee dikha deytee taake woh khud ba khud sharminda ho jaaye ! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted May 22, 2004 :hi: FriendsYe aap sab ka topic hai...Every one is welcome to take part. yahan hum different situation dain gay aur members ne ye batana hai k woh us situation ko kesey handle karain gay....weekly ye situations change hoon gi SItuations 1)If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive, or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? ;) 2)aap ghair me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay B) ek anda woh bhi ganda 3)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? :P aap sab bhi apni situations yahan post kar saktey ho nahi tu main next week ye change kar doon gi 1. Hmmm i wud like to b.............. samjh nahi aa rahi 2.anda woh bhi ganda <_< then .........hmmmmm...... i'll call my sis and will ask her to cook sumthing and cum to acompany me or i'll ask her to take me to her place kaisa? 3. i'll make that hero bayfa ... and then heroien will kill him sho shweet Now Munni Bhai 1. It wud b ur luck then ....think that it was'nt in ur luck to have that girl :( 2.Robbers alone at home :ph34r: i'll b fainted wht else !! 3.kis ki yeh himat to slap me anyways everything is possible......i'll start crying and then when he/she 'll move back i'll give him/her a kick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted May 23, 2004 salam 2 all 1)If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive,or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? ;) Hmm attractive n gorgeous nop 4 me woh tu main hoon hi i think $ van k bahar bhi likha hota hai mohabbat dollar se hai aap se nahi 2)aap ghar me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay B) ek anda woh bhi ganda oho is main kia mushkil hai aaj kal modern age hai home deleivery ka order dedoonga ab ye us per hai kaise aat hai apne ko kia 3)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? :P [/b] hmm hero ki jaan heroin main hoti hai heroin ki shadi vilan se karwadoonga kaisa Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted May 23, 2004 (edited) salam 2 all 1: let say u love a girl and come to know that she is already engaged then what will u do. shadi main jakar ye gana gayoong k ishq sacha hai tu phir wada nibhana hoga tujh ko aana hoga tujh ko ana hoga khud hi toot gaye gi 2: u r alon at home and suddenly lights go out and u r surrounded by robbers and there is not way out mean no communication system available. what will u do lo ji is se acha kia hoga k robbers ne ghaira hua hai light chali gaye gi tu faida utha kar nikaloonga ;) 3: someone slaps you...and you are weaker then him. what aould you do on the sopt and after that bhai maine kia kiya hai ghanti tu pichle hafte bajai thi Regards its me AD Edited May 23, 2004 by ADD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted May 23, 2004 ADD> hero ki jan heroin main hotee hay :o mainy to suna tha Tootay (perrot) main hotee hay <_< app gana gain gay to mangni kia shaid asman bhi toot jayee is surele awaz say :P let say u love a girl and come to know that she is already engaged then what will u do. phir main dua keroon gee ALLAH mian us lerki kay jo mangater hain un ko kissi or lerki sayy love ho jayee or mera rasta saaf ho jayee u r alon at home and suddenly lights go out and u r surrounded by robbers and there is not way out mean no communication system available. what will u do light chalee jayee gee to main roobers say kahoon gay dekhain bhai ab light 2 ghantay say pehlay to ay gee nahi app log aram say bethain chaye shaye peeain jub light ajye to phir jo kerna ho ker lain ..jub tak main walk ker atee hoon ;) 3: someone slaps you...and you are weaker then him. what aould you do on the sopt and after that main us ko dhamkee doon gee kay koi bat nahi bachoo main ab taqat ki dawayee peeon gee or jub main bhi taqat war ho jaoon to tum ko aisa aza chakhoon gee kay yad rakho gay :D phir woh der jaye ga B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted May 24, 2004 (edited) SItuations 1)If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive, or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? hmmm..... jo hai jaisa hai i m happy so the money is not attractive to me Alhumdulilah :) 2)aap ghair me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay ek anda woh bhi ganda hmm.... aisa hoga nahi waise as my mummy is so caring ... magar Assum kerloon to koi baat nahi main bohat achi COOK hoon so Anda na bhi ho to kuch na kuch to bana longi so it's not problem ;) 3: someone slaps you...and you are weaker then him. what aould you do on the sopt and after that Yeh Sawal pehle bhi kahin hochuka hai aur main us main bhi keh chuki hoon... awal to aisa ker nahi sakta kyon ke main apni limits janti hoon aur Dosre ko us ki yaad kerwa deti hoon... magar in case aisa howa to..... hmmm depend kerta hai ke mujhe ghussa pehle se na ayya howa ho phir us ke kher nahi :D ... 4)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? oh i omited this query well....main to khud Producer hoon aur HEro ko marongi ;) abhi mera demagh nahi chala hai jo hero ko maar ker FILM FLOP kerdoon so Hero ko nahi marongi aur agar bilfaz marna bhi howa to bas PITAI kerwa dongi magar jaan se nahi marongi no way :D Edited May 24, 2004 by Kiran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted May 24, 2004 (edited) 1: let say u love a girl and come to know that she is already engaged then what will u do. well i m girl too to aisa ho nahi sakta... haan agar larka ho Engaged to.... koi baat nahi jo meri cheaz ho woh kisi ki nahi hosakti i'll try till i can :( 2: u r alon at home and suddenly lights go out and u r surrounded by robbers and there is not way out mean no communication system available. what will u do ....... choop jaongi mujhe merne ka abhi itna shok nahi.. :D JAAN HAN TO JAHAN HAI ;) so robbers ko jo lena hai lejain light jaigi to mujhe chupne ka moka to milega 3: someone slaps you...and you are weaker then him. what would you do on the sopt and after that ufff munnibhai main yeh jawab de chuki hoon but afterwards .... kiya karongi ..... kuch nahi bas Saber kerlongi ke iss bande ne apni TAKAT ka ghalat istamal kiya hai aur Allah us se naik hidayat de Edited May 24, 2004 by Kiran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
munnibhai 0 Posted May 24, 2004 some other questions suppose (Allah na keray) u fail to pass the examination. u show ur results to ur parents when u had changed the numbers on the mark sheet and they come to know that u did it. what will u do in defense. u r in america and you bought windows xp and just as u install windows it got corrupt. what would be your reaction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted May 24, 2004 suppose (Allah na keray) u fail to pass the examination. u show ur results to ur parents when u had changed the numbers on the mark sheet and they come to know that u did it. what will u do in defense. Well ..... Alhumdulilah itni buri halat kabhi nahi hoi perhai ki... well aisa hota to kiya ker sakte hain defence main just 'll get silence n let my mummy to scold me u r in america and you bought windows xp and just as u install windows it got corrupt. what would be your reaction. Alhumdulilah ... :) i'll pay thx to God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted May 24, 2004 1)If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive, or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? ;) poor and gorgeous 2)aap ghair me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay B) ek anda woh bhi ganda sabar 3)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? :P [/b] believe me.... the hero in my movie wont ever die... agar maarna hi paray tu he'll die a natural death hmm nice topic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted May 27, 2004 Add>>>situation no 3 ka reply 1: let say u love a girl and come to know that she is already engaged then what will u do.shadi main jakar ye gana gayoong k ishq sacha hai tu phir wada nibhana hoga tujh ko aana hoga tujh ko ana hoga khud hi toot gaye gi :o Add>..shadi tak ki n0bat hi kyon <_< aur aap k ganney k reply me tujh ko aana hoga tujh ko aana hoga me qazi sahib farmaeen k barkhodar main agay tu 3: someone slaps you...and you are weaker then him. what aould you do on the sopt and after thatYeh Sawal pehle bhi kahin hochuka hai aur main us main bhi keh chuki hoon... awal to aisa ker nahi sakta kyon ke main apni limits janti hoon aur Dosre ko us ki yaad kerwa deti hoon... magar in case aisa howa to..... hmmm depend kerta hai ke mujhe ghussa pehle se na ayya howa ho phir us ke kher nahi ... Kiran plz ye batao ye sawal tum ne yahan kesey add kya meney ye kab pocha tha 4)suppose aap film producer director story writter ho aur aap ko film ki end me hero ko marna hai tu aap osey konsi moot do gey? oh i omited this query well....main to khud Producer hoon aur HEro ko marongi abhi mera demagh nahi chala hai jo hero ko maar ker FILM FLOP kerdoon so Hero ko nahi marongi aur agar bilfaz marna bhi howa to bas PITAI kerwa dongi magar jaan se nahi marongi no way Kiran ji aap ki gum kab kaam aaey gi 1)If you had a choice of being either really rich,but unattractive,or poor and dead gorgeous,which would you choose? poor and gorgeous Fati>>>eska jawab kahan hai wesey sab ne esey itna serious kyon ley liya hai 2)aap ghair me bilkul akaley hain bahir bohat teez barish hai aur aap ki gari bhi puncture hai esey main aap ko bohat bhook lagti hai par jab aap fridge kholtay hain tu wahan sirf ek anda hai aur jab aap wo tortay hain tu woh ganda kharaab hota hai esay may aap kya karain gay ek anda woh bhi gandasabar zabardust munnibhai >>>sab situations tenssion se bharpoor kyon hoti hain bhai logoon kya khayal hai situations change kar doon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
munnibhai 0 Posted May 28, 2004 aaj ki raat na ja teray bina lagay ga na moraa jiyaaa yar apni to zindagi hi tension say bharpoor hay... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
