mansoor 0 Posted May 16, 2003 salams alll :D aimon i just got the meaning of dim wit :P i was checking dictionary i thought i should look that word it came up wid meaning = stupid ........ :D khair making some one fool is not difficult .... just say three magical words and its over ......... hai na simple Meeri yara dat was quite Obvious hai na :P Mansoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugs 0 Posted May 16, 2003 cookie koi bat so sunar ki tu aik lohar ki tumharee aik ho gaye bus ub nahee hogee k. mein ager tumhein bata deta tu mujhe janay deti nahee isliey tumhein fool banaya.ok tcz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted May 18, 2003 well thankx Cookie and Waqas! meeri never mind ! :;): :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted May 20, 2003 Huh? :O I m confused Bugs. what do u mean? Anyway just to let u guys know... thank God... nothing embarassing happened to me this weekend. Thanx to my kind Allah. But..... hey u guys r not takin interest in this thing that I started anymore.Waise mansoor... good job man. U r very smart ... u r like the first one who took the initiative to look that word up. hehe... yeah ya'll r dimwits except for Mansoor. Anyway ya'll..... gtg. Cad: i m gon reply 2 ur pms n emails... sorry just logged on! Gimme sum time babe..... k luv ya soooooooooooooooooooo much! bye. ooky! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted May 21, 2003 Hello every1! ooky> ohhh! u didnt mind? maybe thats because u dont have one :P Anyway, can u plz name all the ppl whom u called dimwits ??? :) BTW, i just had a lil embarassing moment.... i like to share it with u all but its not that embarassing as compared to ooky's or rabbia's.... Here goes... This Friday, my dad told me to call his friend coz he was going somewhere and told me to ask him if he also wants to go... His friend was working in the Head Office of Banque de Saudi de Fransi (Saudi French Bank) so i thought that i'll try to b very gentle and smart (which i wasnt :D ). my dad said to dial that number and ask Mr. Bilal if he's also going with him. So i did as i was told and tried my best to b nice but i was really confused by the prestigious place i was calling.... Now this is the conversation held b/w me and the other party... Other Person (OP): Good Morning...! Me (sweating): uhhh! Hi! (oh i mean) Assalaam-o-alaikum Uncle Bilal...! OP: Hello?! Me: yes! Uncle, kya aap nay abbu k saath jana hay?? OP: Sorry?! Me: Main Mr. Pervez kaa baita baat karraha hoon... abbu pooch rahay hain k kya aap mairay saath falani jaga jaain gay?? OP: Excuse me Sir...! I cant understand what u r saying.... Now i recognised that the other person was phillipino... Ofcourse he doesnt understand Urdu...! Anyhow, i continued my conv... Me: Oh Sorry! May I talk to Mr. Bilal?? OP: Yes! Just hold on for a second plz... <Holds the phone and calls some1> OP: Hello! Me (thinking that this is Mr.Bilal): Assalaam-o-alaikum Uncle! OP: Wa-alaikum-ussalaam! jee aap kon? Me: Main Pervez sahab kaa baita baat karraha hoon... abbu pooch rahay hain k kya aap un k saath falani jaga jaain gay? OP: Excuse me... main samjha naheen aap kee baat. Me: Huh? aap kya Bilal sahab baat karrahay hain? OP: jee? Me (thinking that he's saying "jee!"): jee main Pervez Butt Sahab kaa baita baat karraha hoon... Kehna yeh tha k abbu pooch rahay hain k kya aap mairay saath chalain gay??????? <now i'm a bit fed up too> OP: Excuse me Mr. kya aap nay saheeh jaga par call kya hay??? <Now i'm fuming> Me (towards abbu): Abbu!!! aap ab baat karo.... My Dad (MD): Just ask him that is he coming or not??? Me: I think he didnt recognise who u r and who i am. MD: oh just give me the phone...! MD (on the phone): A.A! Bilal sahab?! oh! kya un say baat ho saktee hay? OP: Oh yes! aik min hold karain... MD (towards me): Cant u just even ask him to call Mr. Bilal??? Now I felt really embarassing.... I was already confused and that creep made me more... Thats the latest i had. I was feeling really bad that day and i even felt a bit shy to come in front of Mr. Bilal... ooky, i like ur avatar very much.... I can recognise how u looked during that chicken dance..hehehe! Waisay ooky, jo main nay mind walee baat kee thee us par mind to naheen kya :P :D LOL! OK! g2g! Bye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted May 31, 2003 Hello every1! Aint any1 gonna share his/her embarassing moment? but i'll do...... Once when i was in grade....... ??? ...........3, yes! when i was in grade 3 and it was chuttee time. my class was on 1st floor. my school was at the walking distance from my house. so while i was abt to climb down the stairs i saw my friend at the bottom of the stairs waiting for me and so I screamed "Hey Anam!" and suddenly i realized that the world is changing rapidly. i knew something strange was going on. but suddenly when everything stopped, i found myself in her feet. Now i recognised what happened. it was a downfall.. i mean i was falling down :D i got up and then started to cry like a baby. awwww! wasnt i looking so cute?? naaa! :) really, i wasnt looking good like that coz my principal arrived there and told me to stop crying. she said "Come on Sameer! ro mat...! kuch naheen hota. aajao maira bacha. shabaash. jub hum tumharay jitnay hua kartay thay to hum bhee bohot gira kartay thay." Actually, i didnt feel hurt. i just feel embarassing coz i found so many students staring at me. however, i stopped crying and went back home and as soon as i entered my house. i quickly called my mom and told her abt the thrill i had there :P and i was too dumb to tell the whole story. I said "Mom! Aaj jab main school main stairs say neechay utarnay laga to main 15 stairs girgya. mairee bottle 13 stairs giree, mairaa bag 10 stairs tak gira etc." and my mom started laughing at me. and she thought it to b so dumb and funny that she even told her friends and our neighbours that i had a fall 15 stairs and my thermos or bottle fell 13 stairs etc. and they made a habit all the time asking me "How many stairs did ur bottle fall?" and a few jerks like this one. And i was ashamed of that fall. really, i wished i had died that day :P anyway, no1 remembers that. Lucky Me!!! :D Thats all for now....... waiting for others to join :;): Bye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted May 31, 2003 hahaha! Ohh God... if I was there... I wud've laughed my *** off! Haha... that was so darn funny! Eh how cum u guys didn't comment on that embarassing moment I posted before... abt Timmy n ma bag one? Neway notin embarssing happened to me in school yesterday but home.. yeah while I was reading Meeri's embarassing moment.. I almost fell off my chair..... I swear man! lol.. keep postin stuff..... I m sure I'll fall of ma chair sum day! ooky! :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted June 3, 2003 hmmmm salams every buddy ! Aimon ! my emberessing moment... its right here :D When i was in my second yr .. We had a grand stage (test) of Anatomy of Neck ... well antatomy of the neck is the most difficult thin on the World ..soo many thins passing out in just a lil area of neck ... kahair i tried hard .. laiken a day before ... mera aik imortant test tha in my University .. soo i could not prepared that well But i decided to give viva to Professor ... she is one of the toughest teacher around ! mam was scolding almost swering every one ..that was soo nervous time ... Khair when my tern came i was as usulal smiling .. madam koo yaa daikh kar mazeed gussa aa gia .. she asked me why i was laughing .. so i Zipped my mouth .. she started Bombing questions on me ... all most all of them were passing almost 100 feet above my had :D At the end she asked "Mansoor what have u benn doing ..all threee days " i just simply said the truth .. "mam i was preparing for my university test " that was just like a A counter Bombing on her ... And she started bursting on me ,, that i who the heck i think of my self .. super man !! and all those things at the end she said ..how i was handling the two Different subjects at a time .... And i said what i should not say .."mam i am handeling medical on part time " hahhhahah listening to that she just Stood up from the chair and pata nhai kia kia kaha mughh koo and she left the Viva hmmmmmmmm and i wid my stupid stuff saved my other class felows as some other teacher took the viva :wise: they all said Thank u mAnsoor :D what u ppl say:lol: :wise: Mansoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted June 3, 2003 Haha! Good job man! That was good... eh u guys now herez ma embarassing moment! Happened to me yesterday.... well u see yesterday was our award assembly.. k so when it was over, ppl went over to the big gym cuzz thats where they were serving the food... so my parents left earlier and me n ma sis stayed for a while. It was abt 9 and everyone was leaving. My sis had to go upstairs to get her Bio book. she told me to stay downstairs..... and well when I was waiting for her..... I had the khali can of pop in my hand.. I wanted to throw it away but there was no garbage bin around. :( Now I cudn't go to the other hall to throw it away because my sis was gonna get there any moment. Also she told me not to move... orders man! So I was standing there..... thnking what shud I do... cuzz I had to get rid of the can and I cudn't just throw it there like in Pak because there were cameras all around and I wud've gotten in trouble... Then it occured to me.. the boy's washroom was right there.... I thought I'll go in and throw it in the garbage bin... I cud almost see it frum outside... well the school was empty. and there was no one aroud except for me n my tanhai... :D so just when I decided to go in there and throw the can away.. ma teacher passed by that place... wid this family..... and they all started laughing.. that wasn't enuf.. this guy was already in the washroom... and he started staring at me..... ma teacher goes... Aimon wat r u doing here? I was like ohh well umm ummm I just had to throw ma can.. she didn't believe me.. she goes. uh yeah sure! She probably thought I was makin up my story cuzz she caught me goin inside the boy's washroom! hehe..... I just let her assume..... because after all it was funny! And I luv makin ppl smile... so if this stupid thing brought smile on her face... well I m just gonna keep up wid her... and let her assume that I was goin inside the washroom... by the way me n ma friends have actully been inside boy's dressing room... but only when no one was around .. just to check how it looks like.. :D Ohh man they have a nice dresing room wid all the mirrors..... neway dat was ma embarassing moment..... Ya'll care to share more? More viva incidents... more forgetful stuff! hehe waiting! Ookay! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted June 3, 2003 Oh hi every1! ooky, thanx for ur sweet sweet reply. anyway, i'm sorry i didnt reply to ur Tim joke coz i am also involved in the same matter :P i read it b4 and i thought that i would reply but somehow i forgot....... anywayz, thanx for reminding. it was really coooool! lol...! woh baicharee woman nay kitnay shoq say poocha ho ga k kon hay woh TIM.... waisay shukar hay k un k dog ka naam tha. PIG ka naheen :P And abt the latest one..... oh man! yeh to aur bhee ziada..... hmmmm!!! ........normal tha... hahaha! just kidding, it was also nice. ooky, waisay kya baad main apnee teacher ko clear kardya tha k main boys' washroom naheen, dressing room main gaee thee. :D LOL! keep posting such things. its really really nice. rabbia> behen, aap k record list khatam ho gaee? siraf itnay say likhay thay? huay he itnay ya likhay he itnay :P Bugs> where r u jaani! rnt u visiting smile section? come on yaar! spare some time, come with us and enjoy!!! i mean share some of ur moments :D mansoor> LOL! uffff! aap kee teacher ka bhee kya haal ho ga. baray mazay kaa embarassing moment tha. dost wohee jo zaroorat main kaam aay. aap to sab k dost ban gaay ho gay. waisay viva main mairay saath bhee baree problems hotee hain. 11th April ko maira Computer ka viva tha to us main unhon nay mujh say poocha "What is Execution Error" main nay sahee jawab bataya phir isy tarah "What is Two-Dimensional Arrays" ka bhee jawab bataya laikin jab last main unhon nay mujh say poocha k "What is the definition of Computer" to main nay kaha "mmmmmm???" aur us waqt mairee aur teacher kee shakal ??? banee huee thee... bahar haal, aap k embarassing moments bhee achay thay aur umeed hay k mazeed aap share karain gay soon. ok every1....... g2g now! Bye!!! Sameer aka Meeri aka dimwit :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted June 4, 2003 O mere dimwit bhai.... pagal I did go inside the boy's washroom.. woh dressin room ka qissa to aur tha... But I went inside to throw the can... The garbage bin was inside and I cud see it too. P.S I thought there was no one around to see me... just then ma teacher showed up and she thought I went inside boys' washroom by mistake! Get it? lol... but ohh well I let her assume because I luv makin ppl smile as I sed before.. if this assumption brings smile on her face again... I'd be very happy! k :D luv ya bro! ur sis Mun! P.S u have such a cute name... Sameer.. so masculine.....so.. oops I forgot I m ur sis.. hehe jus kidding! ooky :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted June 18, 2003 Hello every1. its been long time to see any1 here........ well, i'm back....! and i have something to share it with ya all. This is how it went this Sunday: That morning, i went to school and just arrived there when the bell was ringing. I got myself a seat at the far back middle of the class. Dunno why i was feeling so much sleepy that day. oh yes! i slept late the previous night. i was really feeling sleepy. the first period was of Principles Of Commerce. the teacher was nice with me though he never let any1 to dose in the class. The period went and the next period was of English...... I controlled myself a lot but finally, i just got asleep. i was sitting with my head down and my face was having a support from my hand and elbow. still i could hear the teacher giving the lecture and explaining the play and its characters... suddenly i realized that the sounds died out and there was a complete silence, enough to disturb my sleep :D . i knew something fishy is going on..... When i held up my head, i saw my teacher starring at me with a strange look at his face and the whole class was looking at me with my teacher....... and when i saw every1, the whole class broke the silence with laughters. :( and that day, my friends were teasing me all the day by pretending themselve dosing and where ever i went, the boyz asked me "were u sleeping???" HE*L YEAH! what do those jerks think i was doing??? well, guess what?! the next day, just as my English period started and my teacher entered the class and walking around to see the boys, i said, "Sir! I'm awake 2day :P "...... (well, i didnt show the tongue to my teacher :D ) and my teacher smiled :) well, this was my latest embarassing moment. Any1else wanna share? ooky> lol....... everytime u have worse embarassing moments :D what else happened to u now? ok every1! g2g now! C ya Sameer aka Meeri :;): Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted June 28, 2003 @ Sameer. nothing really. According to Waqas... now I m mature! So embarassing moments dun happen anymore! :;): Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted June 28, 2003 :( ooky, does it mean that i'm not mature? :) Hello every1! i'm back with something new :) well b4 i go ahead, let me confirm u all that in my previous post, i accidentally wrote dose instead doze which i figured out my mistake. so dont get touchy :D Last week, a day b4 my last day of school...... at chuttee time, i was walking out of the school near the middle footpath where my friends were standing and chit chatting with each other. i was walking on the road coz i found it free and comfortable to walk. i stopped suddenly to shake hands with my friends but i noticed that they were very quiet after meeting me. they were looking mysteriously behind me. i couldnt stay anymore so i turned around to look behind myself......... :( guess what i saw ?! A Princess in her 2003 BMW stopped behind me coz i had blocked her way well, she was a nice one that she didnt say anythin to me but she angrily raced her car making some screeches sounds from her tires and with full acceleration, she disappeared from the scene. my friends said, wow! wasnt that a gr8 car? well...... i couldnt answer anything at the moment until my friend got his answer from another friend, "YEAH! It sure was....!" well this is something new from my embarassing moments. looks like no1s ever having any.. come on guys and gals! make some! enjoy :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wonders 0 Posted June 30, 2003 My embarrassing momment was then when I was with my friend and he saw my new wrist watch and asked hey! which company is it of? I never knew the girl passing by and said CASIO and she was so much flared up and said jayo apni behen se poocho ke Kaisi ho??? And for some momments I never knew what happened and then broke into laughter when she was gone :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted October 10, 2003 lets start it again 1 :) i'll contribute sumthing new here and want u all too :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted October 10, 2003 hey friends where is meeri btw.. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted October 14, 2003 I have no idea :( Meeri bhai mere kahan ho tum? Ab maan bhi jao na... tum cy to ao na!!! Cum on meeri hum sab tumhare baghair itne udaaaaaaaaaas hain. My sweet dimwit brother, I wanna see u soon. Missin u sooooooo darn much. And ur mature... bhai embarassing moments agar immature logon ki saath hon, then it's not funny anymore na... it's funny when they happen wid grown ups! :) Peace. tata... ~Cookie~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted October 14, 2003 Meeri where r u ? plz my brother hay Boss {Brother of silly sisters} cum back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted October 14, 2003 what??? wow! i didnt know my friendz were missing... Thank u so so so so so so............. whatever :) nyway, Thanx 2 ooky (my dimwit sis :P )for ur sweet reply........ Thanx 2 rabbia for wasting her tears :D And special thanx to Kiran who remembered first. dont worry my friendz. i'm here with ya all. actually, the problem is that i'm gonna have my exams after 10-20 days. i was sooooooo bz that i didnt even have time to come on cy which is the MUST task of my life. fikar kee koi zaroorat naheen, i'm never gonna leave ya friendz... and even if i do, its just gonna b a temporary phase :) Loves, Meeri aka Sameer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted October 14, 2003 ohhhh! i 4got to say one more thing to u all........ I OWE YOU :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoom 0 Posted October 26, 2003 lol ..hahahhahahahahahahahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoom 0 Posted October 26, 2003 Hota hay Yaar................. Duniya hay................ Aur waseey bhi its been a long time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted October 27, 2003 koi baat nahi meeri mujhe adat hai ....... bolne ki :P well it's my pleasure :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
