amaan 65 Posted November 30, 2011 Mathematics ,,,,,,,,this is perfect! This comes from two maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs Experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these kisho questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Are represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sabah 97 Posted November 30, 2011 hmmm nice sharing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amaan 65 Posted November 30, 2011 thanku sabah and tnx shy for at least reading the post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maliha khan 5 Posted December 1, 2011 Lol.. Nice One Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amaan 65 Posted December 1, 2011 thanku sparks & maliha jee for reading the post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites